Preacher Jim [intro] Sit right down and I'll tell you about A man of God who's so devout Bingo volunteer and Sunday school teacher His name's Jim and he's our preacher [verse] Well now, he's our shepherd And we're his flock Though some of you might say He's a little unorthodox Like the time he was sermonizin' On the sins of womanizin' And gave a hands-on demonstration On every woman in the congregation [chorus] Now we all say, that Preacher Jim There's just somethin' wrong with him And we all just shrug it off Because well, he's a man of the cloth But you know, that Preacher Jim There's just somethin' wrong with him [verse] They say he would yell And was a little loud And during his preachin' He would always shout The word of God through a megaphone Because well, he couldn't go Within the vicinity of children Due to the terms of his probation [chorus] Well we all say, that Preacher Jim There's just somethin' wrong with him And we all just shrug it off Because well, he's a man of the cloth But you know, that Preacher Jim There's just somethin' wrong with him [verse] Then there was the time He got into the communion wine Ran around in the nude Slurrin' somethin' about a snake and fruit All the old ladies passed out And the cops chased Jim around town But ol' Jim got away And he's missin' to this day [chorus] And we all say, that Preacher Jim There's just somethin' wrong with him But we all just shrug it off Because you know, he's a man of the cloth And we all say, that Preacher Jim There's just somethin' wrong with him [fade out] And we all say, that Preacher Jim There's just somethin' wrong with him
