[Verse 1] I’m stuck to the sofa, don’t care for the day, The tea’s gone cold but it’s fine that way. Rain taps the window, clouds roll in, And I won’t even move for the doorbell’s ring. [Chorus] I don’t wanna do a thing, not a single bloody thing, But my head won’t sit still, it keeps on buzzing. One moment I’m quiet, the next I shout, “I’m not going anywhere, stop dragging me out!” [Verse 2] The telly’s humming, I’m drifting slow, The dishes are piled but they’ll never go. My phone keeps flashing, I let it die, Too much effort just to say hi. [Chorus] I don’t wanna do a thing, not a single bloody thing, But my heart kicks off like it’s marching in. One moment I’m calm, the next I’m loud, Swearing at nothing, stirring the crowd. [Bridge] Half of me’s lazy, half of me’s wild, One’s a grown man, one’s a reckless child. I’ll nap ‘til the night, then rage ‘til dawn, Can’t be bothered, but I carry on. [Final Chorus] I don’t wanna do a thing, not a single bloody thing, But the walls keep shaking with the noise I bring. One moment asleep, the next I’m mad, Life feels heavy, life feels daft. [Outro] So I’ll stay in bed, let the kettle sing, I don’t wanna do a bloody thing.
