[intro]someone pissed me off yesterday [verse]i'm gonna break into your house when you are sleeping, and pull out all your h d m i cables leave you weeping, i'm gonna toast all your bread and put it back in the packet, but i'm going to wet every corner and then i'll snap it, [chorus] this is what you get for pissing me off all the way home youre touching cloth cos i spiked your food with laxative and thats more of a shit than i'd normally give [verse] i'm going to your bathroom to pee on the seat and leave a tiny bit on the floor for your feet i will microwave a fish make your whole place stink you have a smelly fanny your guests will think [chorus] this is what you get for pissing me off all the way home youre touching cloth cos i spiked your food with laxative and thats more of a shit than i'd normally give [instrumental interlude] [chorus] this is what you get for pissing me off al the way home youre touching cloth cos i spiked your food with laxative and thats more of a shit than i'd normally give [verse] i'm gonna drink all your milk except for a tiny bit then put it back in the fridge to let it sit i'm gonna rough up the butter leave crumbs inside and in it just 1 ginger pubic hair i'll skillfully hide [chorus] this is what you get for pissing me off all the way home youre touching cloth cos i spiked your food with laxative and thats more of a shit than i'd normally give [verse] i'll shorten one leg on your coffee table this will make it more unstable so when you put your coffee down on it it will wobble and you'll spill a bit [chorus] this is what you get for pissing me off all the way home youre touching cloth cos i spiked your food with laxative and thats more of a shit than i'd normally give [chorus] this is what you get for pissing me off all the way home youre touching cloth cos i spiked your food with laxative and thats more of a shit than i'd normally give! [outro]or i might not, i might just forgive.......