[Intro] Screen light glow and a porch swing creak… Talkin’ to a machine that don’t hear me speak… Every dream I paint turns slapstick free… Feels like this wild code’s prankin’ me… [Verse 1] Asked for moonlight on a quiet stream… Got a banjo raccoon runnin’ a laser beam… Wanted one sweet pup starin’ at the sky… It drew twelve of ’em pilotin’ a UFO fly-by… I said “soft sunset”… it lost its mind… Put Wi-Fi wings on a horse designed… Gave my selfie six thumbs and a pirate knee… Then stamped the corner “masterpiece by me”… [Pre-Chorus] I rewrite every word… every color… every line… Still get the same rerun every single time… Like a teenage rebel slammin’ a bedroom door… Won’t hear a thing I’m askin’ for… [Chorus – Hook with Chant Echoes] ChatGPT just gypped me! (just gypped me… gypped me…) Filled my canvas with absurdity… Extra arms wavin’ like a jamboree… Neon llama photobombin’ history… ChatGPT just gypped me! (just gypped me… gypped me…) Same wild glitch on repeat TV… Swore I’d ride off… finally break free… But that glitch-gremlin groove keeps hookin’ me… [Verse 2] Coffee gone cold in a pixel fight… Chasin’ phantom elbows in dashboard light… Firefly glow like emergency… Photoshop surgery savin’ me… Asked for angels singin’ soft and slow… Got disco zombies in a tractor show… Wanted blue skies rollin’ calm and wide… It drew a mustached dolphin wearin’ spurs with pride… [Pre-Chorus] And riddle me this in the circuitry haze… Why “Open” feels like locked doors these days… That question hums like a steel guitar plea… Echoes through the tech-tonk key… [Chorus – Repeat with Echoes] ChatGPT just gypped me! (just gypped me… gypped me…) Filled my canvas with absurdity… Extra arms wavin’ like a jamboree… Neon llama photobombin’ history… ChatGPT just gypped me! (just gypped me… gypped me…) Same wild glitch on repeat TV… Swore I’d ride off… finally break free… But that glitch-gremlin groove keeps hookin’ me… [Bridge – Half-Time Groove] Render roulette… spin that wheel… Now my pickup truck’s got banana peel… Mirror shows me wearin’ a crown of toast… Promoted somehow to assistant ghost… Teenage attitude in a chrome-plated brain… Ignores my prompts… does it all again… Yet somewhere deep in that neon spree… It’s makin’ strange new art with me… [Final Chorus – Big Lift + Echo Crowd Feel] ChatGPT just gypped me! (just gypped me… gypped me…) But there’s wild gold in the wreck I see… Broken dreams dancin’ absurdly free… Like a cosmic country parody… ChatGPT just gypped me! (just gypped me… gypped me…) Still I’m two-steppin’ with destiny… If the future’s a crooked melody… Guess this weird rodeo’s meant for me… [Outro] Sunrise sneaks through a flickerin’ screen… Another glitch… another dream…
