[Verse 1] My wife is a cop She carries the law To date a cop I thought that would be hot Turns out reality had other plans For me To date a cop I thought that would be Instead she serves donuts all the time All the time [Chorus] My wife is a cop I'm under arrest She stole my heart and went back to work My wife is a cop [Interlude] Case closed I guess [Verse 2] I thought we'd play with handcuffs She had another plan She binge watched three whole seasons while I died there like a man She paused the show for snacks and drinks Asked if I was doing fine Then grabbed another blanket Said this episode's divine Turns out date night is Netflix every night I gained six pounds [Chorus] My wife is a cop I'm under arrest She stole my heart and went back to work My wife is a cop [Interlude] Case closed I guess [Verse 3] She reads me all my rights Every single fight You have the right to silence Baby that's not fair You don't have to treat every argument like court For legal reasons I'd like to mention I swear it's everything based on a true story [Chorus] My wife is a cop I'm under arrest She stole my heart and went back to work My wife is a cop [Outro] Case closed I guess One pair of handcuffs One broken dream She said just one more episode It's season seventeen
