CREEPTAL — CHAOS IS A BLESS [Intro — B34T, primitive 1990s TTS voice] MY LIFE IS A MESS! THE CHAOS IS A BLESS! HAHAHAHAHA! [Verse 1 — Joe, male theatrical voice] I wake up late, the roof is leaking My coffee's cold, the walls are speaking The bills are stacked, the lights are dead There's something crawling in my bed! [Female Voice] The mirror cracks, the shadows dance I lost my keys, I lost my pants The world's on fire, the clock says six I laugh and pull another trick! [Pre-Chorus — All Voices] NO CONTROL! NO REGRETS! LET IT BURN! PLACE YOUR BETS! [Chorus — All Voices, shouted] MY LIFE IS A MESS! THE CHAOS IS A BLESS! TEAR IT DOWN! DESTROY THE PLAN! I'M DOING EVERYTHING I CAN! MY LIFE IS A MESS! THE CHAOS IS A BLESS! NO STRAIGHT LINES! NO CLEAN SUCCESS! LONG LIVE THE BEAUTIFUL MESS! [Verse 2 — Joe, male theatrical voice] My plans collapsed before they started My sanity has just departed The neighbors scream, the sirens wail I send my demons Christmas mail! [Female Voice] I wear my scars like royal jewels I break the rules, I break the tools You call it madness, call it stress I call it fucking happiness! [Pre-Chorus — All Voices] NO CONTROL! NO REGRETS! LET IT BURN! PLACE YOUR BETS! [Chorus — All Voices, shouted] MY LIFE IS A MESS! THE CHAOS IS A BLESS! TEAR IT DOWN! DESTROY THE PLAN! I'M DOING EVERYTHING I CAN! MY LIFE IS A MESS! THE CHAOS IS A BLESS! NO STRAIGHT LINES! NO CLEAN SUCCESS! LONG LIVE THE BEAUTIFUL MESS! [Bridge — B34T, primitive 1990s TTS voice] ERROR! ERROR! LIFE.EXE HAS FAILED! SYSTEM CRASH! SANITY: NOT FOUND! [Joe — spoken, increasingly manic] And who, exactly, said I wanted everything to work?! [Female Voice — whispered] Let the pieces fall... [All Voices — building intensity] LET IT FALL! LET IT BREAK! LET THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD ROTATE! [Breakdown — All Voices, aggressively shouted] MESS! CHAOS! MADNESS! BLISS! MESS! CHAOS! CAN'T RESIST! [Final Chorus — All Voices, maximum intensity] MY LIFE IS A MESS! THE CHAOS IS A BLESS! NO GODS! NO MAPS! NO NEED TO CONFESS! MY LIFE IS A MESS! THE CHAOS IS A BLESS! IF THIS IS HELL THEN HELL IS THE BEST! [Outro — B34T, primitive 1990s TTS voice] LIFE STATUS: A COMPLETE DISASTER. [Joe — male theatrical voice, laughing] PERFECT. [Female Voice — whispered] Again. [All Voices — final shout] MY LIFE IS A MESS! THE CHAOS IS A BLESS!
