Flabbernoggin'

(Verse 1) Welcome to the party, get ready to groove, Time to learn a dance that's slick and smooth, It's called the flabbernoggin, it’s a crazy bop, Once you get started, it's hard to stop! (Chorus) Flabber, flabber, flabbernoggin, twist and shout, Spin like a blender, let your arms fly about. Wiggle like spaghetti and hop like a frog, Do your business in the corner and howl like a dog! (Verse 2) First, you take your elbows and put 'em on your knees, Now flap like a chicken in a hurricane breeze. Jump up high while you scratch your chin, And cluck like a rooster with a stupid grin. (Chorus) Flabber, flabber, flabbernoggin, twist and shout, Dance like no one's watching, twirl and flail about. Pretend you're a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline, Then as a cat trapped in a washing machine! (Verse 3) Pretend you’re a pirate on a pogo stick, Hop up and down and do a quick flick. Now slither like a snake on a buttered-up slide, Then dance like a crab who’s got nothing to hide. (Chorus) Flabber, flabber, flabbernoggin, twist and shout, Dance like a duckling who's just figured it out (aww!) Twist like a pretzel, then float like a ghost, Now lay down flat like butter on toast! (Verse 4) Shake your left foot and moo like a cow, Hop on one leg, do it right now! Now stick your finger in your eye, And wiggle it about until you start to cry. (Outro) Now you’ve done the flabbernoggin, you’re a dancing pro, Time to cool down with a silly, slow-mo show. March like a turtle, then roar like a mouse, Finish with a flourish, shake the whole house! Do the flabber, flabber, flabbernoggin, in your own style, Let your freak flag fly and embrace the wild. We’ve twisted, we’ve wobbled, we’ve spun all around, Now let’s flabbernoggin outta here, with a final funky sound!