[Intro - Spoken] Male: Well, Triple T, you still think you run this county? Female: Johnny Gobble's about to learn what fast talk costs for old man T!! [Verse 1 - Male Rap] Triple T gripped the wheel with a grin on his face Blue cooler in the back, boots up on the case Said, "Johnny Gobble can't touch me, I'm gone" Then he spotted that cruiser tucked behind the pawn He'd been chirpin' on the phone, braggin' ten miles wide "I got the upper hand, boys, watch this ride" But the mirror flashed red n blue, and the siren sang His big loud mouth met a badge and a name [Pre-Chorus - Female] You can point that finger, you can laugh all day But the road keeps score in a funny way One minute you're king with your foot down hard Next minute you're parked by the county yard [Chorus - Duet] Male: Oh hayell, I just got pulled over! Female: Thought you had it figured out, now look at you, rover Male: Johnny's thousands ain't come due, and mine came quick Female: Instant karma don't need a judge to make it stick Both: Laughing at the other man, then the red n blue lights roll Both: Highway's got a way of collecting what you owe [Verse 2 - Female Rap/Sung] Johnny Gobble got a letter with a number on the page Thousands for the lawyer, he was ravin' at his abilities Triple T made a video, said, "That boy's done" With a energy drink salute and a smug little pun Then the deputy asked, "License and insurance, please" Triple T went pale as a porch swing in a freeze He reached for the glove box, knocked the papers to the floor And found three unpaid tickets hiding underneath the door [Spoken Break] Male: Uh, officer, can we talk about proportionality? Female: You can talk about it after you sign on the dotted line. Male: Does laughing at Johnny count as a defense? Female: Not today, slick. [Chorus - Duet] Male: Oh hayell, I just got pulled over! Female: Thought you had it figured out, now look at you, rover Male: Johnny's thousands aint yet come due, and mine came quick with the red and the blue!! Female: Instant karma don't need a judge to make it stick Both: Laughing at the other man, then the red n blue lights roll Both: Highway's got a way of collecting what you owe [Bridge - Call and Response] Female: Who was talking all dat smack? Male: Triple T! Female: Who was flying way too fast? Male: Triple T! Female: Who's writing that account emptying check? Male: Triple T! Both: Karma hit the brakes and caught him from the back! [Instrumental Break] [Fiddle and harmonica solo over banjo, steel guitar, electric guitar, bass, and kick] [Final Chorus - Duet] Male: Oh hayell, I just got pulled over! Female: Johnny got no-billed, now you're wearing the same four-leaf clover Male: Thousands on his desk, mine's a stack of its own Female: Pride writes a check that your wallet has to loan Both: So ease up on the gas and the jokes you throw Both: What comes around can catch you on the county road Both: Oh hayell, I just got pulled over! [Outro - Spoken] Male: Triple T, you still got the upper hand? Female: Sure. It's holding the steering wheel while he calls his lawyer. Male: Johnny Gobble, buddy... my bad. Female: Pay attention, boys. Karma's got a fast car.
