[Verse] In her palace, she sits alone, Staring at fish in her golden throne, She dreams of a king who’s not quite right, With tentacles long and eyes so bright. She’s bored with her crown, the ballrooms too loud, She wants a squid king, not some pompous crowd, "Enough with the princes, I need some flair!" Her royal heart yearns for seaweed hair. [Chorus] Oh, the squid king, he’s got eight arms, A love so deep, with squidly charms, His ink is black, his heart is too, But hey, at least he's got a good view! [Verse 2] She’s tired of suitors, they’re just a bore, Give her a squid, and she’ll beg for more! He slithers in, with a silly grin, And she’s all like, “Where do I begin?" The court thinks she’s mad, “What’s with the squid?” She’s in love, she don’t care, oh, she hid— A fishy love for a king of the sea, With tentacles tangled in her fantasy! [Chorus] Oh, the squid king, he’s got eight arms, A love so deep, with squidly charms, His ink is black, his heart is too, But hey, at least he's got a good view! [Bridge] But the palace is here, and the ocean’s so far, How do you date a king who smells like a jar? She’s torn between crowns and seaweed fries, But hey, his ink’s better than any royal ties! [Chorus] Oh, the squid king, with eyes so wide, I’ll trade my throne for your ocean tide, I’ll take your ink and call it love, A squid king’s heart, fits like a glove!
