[tempo starts: 120 BPM, mandolin strumming fast and steady] [drumbeat enters: rapid and driving, with a playful bounce] **(Verse 1)** [mandolin leads, vocals quick and energetic] Oh, I’ve got a sword that’s +10 to hit, And a shield that deflects every bit! My armor’s enchanted, my boots make me fly, And my bag of holding’s stacked to the sky! [flute flourishes, adding a cheeky melody] I’ve got potions for healing, and scrolls for the dead, A ring that lets me read thoughts in your head. My stats are maxed, my build’s supreme, I’m the power-gaming king of the team! **(Chorus)** [all instruments swell, vocals loud and boisterous] Oh, more dice, more loot, more power to boot! I’ll one-shot the dragon and take all its loot! With bonuses stacked and my build so tight, I’m the munchkin of legend, the rules are my right! **(Verse 2)** [mandolin and drumbeat drive the rhythm, vocals quick and playful] Oh, I’ve argued the rules for an hour or two, To prove my 10-foot pole gets a sneak attack too! I’ve got spells that I cast without any cost, And a feat that ensures I can never get lost! [flute and mandolin trade riffs, adding to the chaos] I’ve got a familiar who carries my gear, And a mount that can teleport far and near. My build’s so broken, the DM’s in tears, But I’ll keep on stacking for a hundred more years! **(Chorus)** [all instruments return, louder and more raucous] Oh, more dice, more loot, more power to boot! I’ll one-shot the dragon and take all its loot! With bonuses stacked and my build so tight, I’m the munchkin of legend, the rules are my right! **(Bridge)** [tempo slows, mandolin strums softly, vocals exaggerated and dramatic] Oh, they call me a munchkin, they laugh and they jeer, But when the boss shows up, they all cheer! For I’ll break the encounter, I’ll bend every rule, And turn every dungeon into my personal school! [tempo builds, instruments layering back in] So laugh if you will, but you’ll thank me in time, When I solo the lich with a single rhyme. For power is glory, and glory is sweet, And I’ll optimize every spell and feat! **(Final Chorus)** [all instruments return, faster and more chaotic, vocals triumphant] Oh, more dice, more loot, more power to boot! I’ll one-shot the dragon and take all its loot! With bonuses stacked and my build so tight, I’m the munchkin of legend, the rules are my right! [tempo slows dramatically, vocals exaggerated and drawn out] More… dice… more… looooooot! [tempo suddenly jumps back up, full band stomping and clapping] And power to booooooot! **(Outro)** [mandolin and flute trade playful riffs, fading out gradually] So here’s to the munchkin, the king of the game, With exploits and loopholes, they’ve earned their fame. For every party needs one, it’s true, To break the rules and carry you! [end with a final mandolin flourish and a cheeky laugh from the band] ---
