I’m goonin’ on the couch, yeah I’m stuck in the zone, Phone on mute, I don’t pick up the phone. Eyes wide open like I’m made outta stone, Mom walk in, say “boy what you on?” Snack pack ready, got the lights all low, Brain go brrrr, let the dopamine flow. I ain’t movin’, I’m a statue bro, 24 hours, still on that show. Scroll too fast, can’t blink, can’t stop, Energy drink and a laptop prop. Neighbors knock knock, I don’t hear that knock, Whole damn block think I’m lost in shock. I’m goonin’ on the couch, yeah I’m stuck in the zone, Phone on mute, I don’t pick up the phone. Eyes wide open like I’m made outta stone, Mom walk in, say “boy what you on?” Brain offline but the vibe so strong, Been goonin’ all night to a four-hour song. Uber Eats callin’, it been too long, Fries on my lap, ketchup all wrong. Yeah I’m goofy, I’m loopy, I’m swimmin’ in haze, Can’t tell time, I been lost for days. Been Six-Sevening in a row—just a meme I praise, I’mma laugh at myself while the background plays. Zoom in, zoom out, stuck like glue, Everything funny when the brain half-blue. Cartoon logic, I’ma live that too, “Boy grow up”—nah mom, I refuse. I’m goonin’ on the couch, yeah I’m stuck in the zone, Phone on mute, I don’t pick up the phone. Eyes wide open like I’m made outta stone, Mom walk in, say “boy what you on?” Couch my throne, I’ma never move on, Whole damn world still turnin’, I’m gone. Goofball king, yeah I sing my song, “Goon mode forever,” put that crown on.
