Best Bad Day
[chorus] Today’s gonna be a bad day Whoa oh, oh oh ooh, Today’s gonna be a bad day Hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey hey, Wake up check the phone 2:30 in the morn, Too early for me but can’t get back to sleep, Reach down on the floor pick up my white t short, Slide it over my head…- DAMN! put my shirt on backwards again, [chorus] Today’s gonna be a bad day Whoa oh, oh oh ooh, Today’s gonna be a bad day Hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey hey, [sung in female Jamaican voice] This day has it out for me…- Ready…-to make coffee but the only thing all the mugs dirty in the sink…-! Open the bag…of the brew…DAMN only one teaspoon… [chorus] Today’s gonna be a bad day Whoa oh, oh oh ooh, Today’s gonna be a bad day Hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey hey, [sung in female Jamaican voice] This day has it out for me…- Gas station it is 20 ounce of something fresh…, Turn on the shower and get undressed, get ready to get in…, FUCK! , no hot water AGAIN! [chorus] Today’s gonna be a bad day Whoa oh, oh oh ooh, Today’s gonna be a bad day Hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey hey, [sung in female Jamaican voice] This day has it out for me… [sung in female Jamaican voice] This day has it out for me… Skip the shower start the car, SHIT, batteries dead. …car won’t START! [verse 2] On my way to a party today’s gonna be a fun day…, Stop to get some gas tried to fill to the top, the pump got stuck I get splashed…, No change of clothes, no heading back, party gonna be a blast…, [male laugh] (ha ah ah haha) Dancing at the party drinkin feelin lil naughty…, See my future wifey approachin all smiley…, [female speaking voice] “Ewww you stink of gasoline” [chorus] Today’s gonna be a bad day Whoa oh, oh oh ooh, Today’s gonna be a bad day Hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey hey, [sung in female Jamaican voice] This day has it out for me…- [sung] Oh here we go again bumped by some fucking dickhead, I tell him to watch where he’s going he gets all serious, He says “Mind your fucking business” [break] [hard drums come in] [male singing] He’s too big but I swing anyways and get the shit kicked outta me dropped like a lead weight, [chorus] Today’s gonna be a bad day Whoa oh, oh oh ooh, Today’s gonna be a bad day Hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey hey, [sung in female Jamaican voice] This day has it out for me…- Go to leave the party can’t find my car keys, I’ll just take Keith’s he’s naked with Katie and their in his jeans, Start the ignition, shit it’s a stick shift, I’ll probably crash this bitch, But fuck it! I’m resigned to having a bad day, [chorus] Today I’m gonna make my bad day Whoa oh, oh oh ooh, Today i’m gonna make my bad day Hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey hey, [sung in female Jamaican voice] I made it a bad day for me …, [sung] Oh shit here we go getting pulled over i pull off to the shoulder check my breath, smells like booze blunts and cigarettes…, Officer says [chorus] Today’s gonna be a bad day [verse ma Another DUI with suspended license straight to jail it is there’s no stoppin, [chorus] Today’s gonna be a bad day Whoa oh, oh oh ooh, Today’s gonna be a bad day Hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey hey, [sung in female Jamaican voice] This day has it out for me…, Two weeks later I was set free rested and sober, hopeful and clean [chorus] That day was the best day Whoa oh, oh oh ooh, That day was the best day Hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey hey, [sung in female Jamaican voice] This day made a life for me…- [chorus] That day was the best day Whoa oh, oh oh ooh, That day was the best day Hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey hey, [sung in female Jamaican voice] This day made a life for me…- Ohhhh…- THE BEST DAY!!
