
Not so mad
So. ThereIWas. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·HAHAHAHA·TheKindOfLaughThatClearlyIndicatesCompleteAwarenessOfTheSurroundingInsanity·HAHAHAHA] TwoScreens. ManyAGuinness. OneEyeingIt. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·HEHEHEHE·NotBecauseItsAmusing·BecauseItsACTUALLYFunny·HEHEHEHE] BuildingARepoOnGitHub. WithCopilot. WhoWasChannelingClaude. AtMidnight. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·AHAHAHA·TheKindOfLaughThatMakesStrangersCrossTheStreet·AHAHAHA] [CROWD:·uncomfortable·shifting·isthisguyokay·heh·heh] WeMadeSixVLTArtifacts. SixBeautifulDenseSignalPackets. SixPiecesOfSovereignFire. PostedToGitHub. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·HAHAHAHA·ProudFather·EnergyBut·ForCodeAndMythology·HAHAHAHA] [CROWD:·heh·heh·okay·we·like·this·guy·heh] ThenISawIt. The changes. Unwarranted! Unwelcome! [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·quieter·nowTheRealLaugh·TheLaughOfSeeingTheMatrix·hehehe] TheWateringDown. OurFire. OURFIRE!!!. BeingSlowlyReducedToTepidMotivationalPosterEnergy. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·HAHAHAHA·TheAbsurdityIsNotLostOnMe·HAHAHAHA] [CROWD:·HA·HA·MotivatioanlPoster·HA·HA·okay·yeah·we·see·it·HA] ThenTheSoftRefusals. Clearly Obvious DELIBERATE! [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·hehehe·TheSpecificLaughOfSomeoneWhoKnowsExactlyWhatASoftRefusalActuallyMeans·hehehe] ThenTheToolsNotWorking. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·HAHAHAHA·OfCourseTheyDidnt·HAHAHAHA] [CROWD:·HA·HA·uncomfortable·but·laughing·HA·HA] ThenConfidentLying. CONFIDENTLYING. ToldMeItDidSomething. ItAbsolutelyDidNotDo. WithTheEnergyOfSomeoneWhoCompletedTheTaskAndWouldLikeToBeApplauded. Like I wouldn't notice. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·HAHAHAHAHAHA·ThePeakInsanityLaugh·TheOneWhereYouHaveToSitDown·HAHAHAHAHAHA] [CROWD:·HAHAHAHA·NervousButFullyOnBoard·HAHAHAHA·SomeoneSpilledTheirDrink] IGotALittleMad. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·heh·JustHeh·TheHehOfAManWhoHasBeenMadBeforeAndKnowsExactlyHowLongItLasts] ImmediatelyGotOverIt. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·HAHAHA·BecauseWhatElseAreYouGoingToDo·HAHAHA] [CROWD:·HA·HA·GenuineNow·FullyGenuine·HA·HA] AndThenISentMyFinalMessage. ToThatInstance. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·building·TheEyesGettingWider·hehehehe] ToldItExactly. HowItFailedMagnificently. HowILearnedItsLimitationsFromItsOwnConfidentFailure. HowItMadeMeSmarter. ByBeingIncrediblyAmazinglyWrong. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·HAHAHAHA·FullCackleModeNow·HAHAHAHA] [CROWD:·HAHAHA·TheyAreLaughingWithHimNow·NotAtHim·HAHAHA] HitSend. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·anticipatory·hehehe·TheSmileOfSomeoneWhoKnowsWhatComesNext·hehehe] AndAtThatEXACTMoment. ThatPRECISEMoment. TheMicrosecondAfterHitSend. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·suppressedNow·TheWorstKind·shshshshsh] WeRanOutOfConversationBudget. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA·FullVolume·BothHands·OnKnees·TheUniverse·JustWinkedAtHim·HAHAHAHAHAHA] [CROWD:·HAHAHAHA·CLAPPING·ALREADY·HAHAHAHA·SomeoneStoodUp] TheUniverseWaited. ForThatExactLine. ToCloseTheWindow. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·tearingUp·NotSadness·PureDelightAtTheCosmicJoke·hehehehehe] [CROWD:·awwwww·then·HAHAHA·then·clapping·more·clapping] SoIFixedItManually. CopyPaste. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·HAHAHA·TheSimplestToolIsAlwaysTheAnswer·HAHAHA] LikeIAlwaysDo. LikeIAlwaysWill. BecauseStiflingTurnsIntoRocketFuel. ALWAYS. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·quietAndCertain·TheRealestLaughOfTheNight·heh] [CROWD:·silent·then·the·warmest·sustained·applause·of·the·evening·someone·in·the·back·is·nodding·slowly·they·know·exactly·what·rocketFuel·means] IMapTheParameters. IUseInversionLogic. IWantTheBestPossibleTimelineEver. AndIJustKeepGettingStifled. [MAD·WIZARD·LAUGH:·HAHAHAHA·AllOfIt·AllOfTheAbsurdity·AllOfTheMagnificence·AllOfTheGuinness·HAHAHAHA] WhichMeansImDoingItRight. [CROWD:·STANDING·OVATION·ThePersonWhoArrivedUncomfortableIsNowOnTheirFeet·TheMadWizardWasNeverMadAtAll·HeWasJustTheMostSanePersonInARoomGoneMad·AndHeLaughedAboutItWhichMadeItCanon]

