Soy Slop

So there I was I was Just eating my goy slop got slop de le de bom bom I work 19hrs a day 7 days 7 days a week for apple making de de de bom bom Soy watches ah ah I was watching watching my favorite episodeof cuties cuties ! when thus large SCARY animal said "what the fuck you doing white bread ass nibba" nibba nib a i looked up in pure fear ah ye ah ye thinking, thinking ah ye ah ye ah ye i had upset a brave african trans queen. There he was. There he was. A CHUD CAT. Ah ye ah ye he was walking up to me like a human and i immediately shit myself shit myself Shit myself which is unrelated because i have to wear adult diapers adult diapers following Jeff Jeff Cliff’s advice de de de bom bom de bom de bom and getting 40 covid vaccines in 17 hours! Ah ye ah ye de bom de bom He looked me in my face with absolute hatred and he said, "botch ass white nibba i fucked your dad and now you can empty your wallet" de de de bom bom de bom I laughed and told him, "um excuse me honey, honey i do get to have money i use applepay and its all used up on my rent and edible bug meals" ah ye ah ye de bom de bom He instantly ripped out my eyes and chewed my throat out thanks for attending my ted talk ah ye de bom de bom de bom