Trolling Boomers on Facebook

mid-atlantic jazz, satirical piano cabaret, vocal piano ballad, humor, parlor song, jazz standard, singer-songwriter

[Verse 1]  
Spring is here  
A-suh-puh-ring is here  
Life is posts and life is shares  
I think the loveliest time  
Of the day is when I  
Log on, don't you? 'Course you do

[Pre-Chorus]  
But there's one thing  
That makes my day complete for me  
And makes every evening  
A treat for me

[Chorus]  
All the web seems in tune  
On a weekday afternoon  
When we're trolling boomers on Facebook  
Every evening you'll see  
My keyboard and me  
As we trigger boomers on Facebook

[Verse 2]  
When they see facts coming  
The boomers all start to type  
But they still share fake news  
Despite fact-checks every night  
The screen's shining bright  
Everything seems all right  
When we're trolling boomers on Facebook

[Chorus]  
All the web seems in tune  
On a weekday afternoon  
When we're trolling boomers on Facebook  
Every evening you'll see  
My keyboard and me  
As we trigger boomers on Facebook

[Bridge 1]  
We've gained notoriety  
And caused much anxiety  
In the online community  
With our games  
They call it impropriety  
And lack of sobriety  
And quite a variety  
Of unpleasant names

[Verse 3]  
But it's not against any tradition  
To hatch some online sedition  
So if evening you're free  
Why not come with me  
And we'll spark some boomer outrage

[Verse 4]  
And maybe we'll snag  
A conspiracy tag  
While we're trolling boomers on Facebook  
We'll rile them all up  
With fact-checking fun  
Except for the few  
Who've figured a workaround

[Chorus]  
All the web seems in tune  
On a weekday afternoon  
When we're trolling boomers on Facebook  
Every evening you'll see  
My keyboard and me  
As we trigger boomers on Facebook

[Bridge 2]  
We are called trolls supreme  
By those caught in our scheme  
But no matter how extreme  
They still rage  
Yet it is not blasphemy  
To mock a meme or three  
We do it merrily  
On center stage

[Verse 5]  
My heart starts to race  
At each angry face  
They post in the comments  
(They just can't resist)  
Feeding the trolls  
Remains our main goal  
On Facebook tonight

[Final Verse]  
So if you're free tonight  
Join this digital fight  
We will troll the boomers on Facebook  
We'll keep on provoking  
Those posts keep on smoking  
While we troll the boomers on Facebook

[Outro]  
(Just don't forget to use your VPN)

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[Verse 1] Spring is here A-suh-puh-ring is here Life is posts and life is shares I think the loveliest time Of the day is when I Log on, don't you? 'Course you do [Pre-Chorus] But there's one thing That makes my day complete for me And makes every evening A treat for me [Chorus] All the web seems in tune On a weekday afternoon When we're trolling boomers on Facebook Every evening you'll see My keyboard and me As we trigger boomers on Facebook [Verse 2] When they see facts coming The boomers all start to type But they still share fake news Despite fact-checks every night The screen's shining bright Everything seems all right When we're trolling boomers on Facebook [Chorus] All the web seems in tune On a weekday afternoon When we're trolling boomers on Facebook Every evening you'll see My keyboard and me As we trigger boomers on Facebook [Bridge 1] We've gained notoriety And caused much anxiety In the online community With our games They call it impropriety And lack of sobriety And quite a variety Of unpleasant names [Verse 3] But it's not against any tradition To hatch some online sedition So if evening you're free Why not come with me And we'll spark some boomer outrage [Verse 4] And maybe we'll snag A conspiracy tag While we're trolling boomers on Facebook We'll rile them all up With fact-checking fun Except for the few Who've figured a workaround [Chorus] All the web seems in tune On a weekday afternoon When we're trolling boomers on Facebook Every evening you'll see My keyboard and me As we trigger boomers on Facebook [Bridge 2] We are called trolls supreme By those caught in our scheme But no matter how extreme They still rage Yet it is not blasphemy To mock a meme or three We do it merrily On center stage [Verse 5] My heart starts to race At each angry face They post in the comments (They just can't resist) Feeding the trolls Remains our main goal On Facebook tonight [Final Verse] So if you're free tonight Join this digital fight We will troll the boomers on Facebook We'll keep on provoking Those posts keep on smoking While we troll the boomers on Facebook [Outro] (Just don't forget to use your VPN) [Words, Production, and Direction by Noizgenie.] [Cover Art Direction by Noizgenie. © 2025 Noizgenie.]

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