**Duct Tape & Bad Decisions** **Verse 1** I try to keep this place cleaned up But if I did, I’d lose my spot at the local club We got one rule when things get rough Duct tape fixes more than enough **Chorus** Had an infestation so bad, I bunked with a mouse Roof leaked so hard, I floated through the house Turned it into my personal mission Duct tape and bad decisions --- **Verse 2** Twenty trucks and none of ’em run Take pot shots at ’em just for fun Dog just had another litter Let ’em run wild… yeah, I’ll think on it later **Chorus** Had an infestation so bad, I bunked with a mouse Roof leaked so hard, I floated through the house Turned it into my personal mission Duct tape and bad decisions --- **Verse 3** Windows broke in a beer-thirty game That was a home run, I’d do it the same Fridge on its last legs, I’m afraid Built a beer can tower… call it home decor, I made **Chorus** Had an infestation so bad, I bunked with a mouse Roof leaked so hard, I floated through the house Turned it into my personal mission Duct tape and bad decisions --- **Verse 4** Cats in the kitchen, ducks in the bath So many critters, I lost count on the math Wait ’til you see the barn out back Funny thing is… I ain’t got a farm like that **Final Chorus** Had an infestation so bad, I bunked with a mouse Roof leaked so hard, I floated through the house Turned it into my personal mission Duct tape and bad decisions **Outro** Yeah, it ain’t pretty, but it’s mine… Held together one strip at a time
