[Verse] When your world’s a-hummin’ And you’ve been thumbin’ Around for a brand new thrill. Let me suggest The very best. So good, you’ll be over the hill. [Verse] My little secret, You won’t believe it, It’s just a li’l hobby o’ mine. I’ve been snippin’ Clippin’ and rippin’ Blowin’ this city’s mind [Prechorus] A prank so hilarious, You can’t help but collapse. Grab a pair of hedge clippers, And cut off someone’s prolapse! Prolapse, [Chorus] Prolapse! (Snip! Snip!) No more prolapse. You shouldn’t have let your asshole fall out, perhaps. Prolapse! (Snip! Snip!) There goes your prolapse. Looked like a blown out starfish caught in a trap.
