Sometimes love only needs a little Sometimes it needs a lot Other times it may be even critical But that doesn't mean you can't see the flaws Big head and little arms, just a little top heavy So round, she straight up looks like the Michelin Man Need to change your tires on your Chevy at the levee But your soul is so pure, I just wanna kiss your hand Your skin is like paper, whiter than Betty. Betty White This is like a dream, I feel like I got hit by The Sandman You’re built like a snowman that melted in July Arms too short to reach the top of your own thigh Look like you rolled down a hill and just kept on growin But damn… that big ass booty, it's still got me goin Your sleeves roll up 'cause your shirts are too tight I've seen you eat an entire buffet, then hog down a 12 pack Then ordered delivery for a pizza, it just isn't right But damn it girl, we are still going to hit the friggin sack You’re built like a Jello-mold that melted in the sun Thighs so thick that your stockings got runs Look like you picked up a fork and just kept on growin But damn… that big ass booty, it's still got me goin Your rolls have rolls and you need to take some Ozempic With every step you take the earth nearly breaks apart Your belly is so big when I dive in feels like I'm swimmin But damn girl, you'll always be the one within my heart! It doesn't matter that your skin is always swampy You're so fat that you can play pool with the planets But those big fingers just do something for me You’re built like a tank, maybe a World War II Panzer Hair so thick it looks like planet of the apes Saw you side of the road lookin' like trash, yeah a hazard But damn girl… I can't get over them cakes You’re built like a snowman that melted in July Arms too short to reach the top of your own thigh Look like you rolled down a hill and just kept on growin But damn… that big ass booty, it's still got me goin I never thought I could see so much My eyes didn't know where to look Had to roll her in flour and that's when I saw her bush I thought about it and then decided to cook
