[Verse 1] Taz walks in with a crooked grin, A paper crown and a safety pin. You set your keys by the lemonade— He blinks once, and they’ve gone astray. [Pre-Chorus] No wand, no robe, no ancient decree, Just both hands up: “Wasn’t me!” You check your pockets, check the chair, Taz is standing right there. [Chorus] Renaissance for Taz, the razzmatazz, He makes your missing things vanish fast. Not a wizard, not a saint, Just the king of “No, I ain’t!” Renaissance for Taz, give him a hand— Your sandwich is gone, but he’s got a plan. You blink, you laugh, you search the hall: Taz didn’t take it—Taz took it all! [Verse 2] Your left shoe’s missing, the right one too, The remote went off with the afternoon. He swears he saw them head downtown, Then pulls a coin from your winter gown. [Pre-Chorus] No smoke, no sparks, no secret key, Just that grin that says, “Trust me.” You turn around to check the door— Your hat’s not on your head anymore. [Chorus] Renaissance for Taz, the razzmatazz, He makes your missing things vanish fast. Not a wizard, not a saint, Just the king of “No, I ain’t!” Renaissance for Taz, give him a hand— Your sandwich is gone, but he’s got a plan. You blink, you laugh, you search the hall: Taz didn’t take it—Taz took it all! [Bridge] Then from his sleeve, your keys come back, Your shoe, your hat, your snack in a sack. He bows so low, the room erupts— And somebody asks, “Where’s my cup?” [Final Chorus] Renaissance for Taz, the razzmatazz, He makes your missing things vanish fast. Not a wizard, not a saint, Just the king of “No, I ain’t!” Renaissance for Taz, raise up a cheer— Your cup just disappeared right here! You blink, you laugh, you search the hall: Taz didn’t take it—Taz took it all! [Outro] Taz waves goodbye; the door swings wide. Your other shoe is gone. He’s outside.
