Sock Puppet Johnston

[Instrumental intro] At twenty-four, I found him on the floor A dusty old friend I once adored At twenty-four, emotions rose so strong An odd reunion, haven't seen him for long Sock puppet Johnston Yeah, that was his name Used to be mine alone We'd never been the same Sock puppet Johnston With yarn on his head He was my best companion The very best I say We’d tumble in the hay at the end of the day Soft and cuddly, never in a intrusive way He was so kind and tickled me right, as said Liked to sleep with him, the love didn’t fade Sock puppet Johnston Yeah, that was his name Used to be mine alone We'd never been the same Sock puppet Johnston With yarn on his head He was my best companion The very best I say But the year passed, he cracked and smelled So my mother forced me to throw him away Then yesterday I bought new socks on Sears Tonight a threesome, I’m back in the game Sock puppet Johnston Yeah, that was his name Used to be mine alone We'd never been the same Sock puppet Johnston With yarn on his head He was my best companion The very best I say [Repeat chorus and end]