[Intro: Male spoken] My God, woman, what did you do to him? [Female spoken] He was talkin' trash about my pumpkin pie! Nobody talks trash about my pie! Come on! Put 'em up! Put 'em up! [Verse 1] Steps in the kitchen, line in the dust A sweet brown sugar, golden brown crust You spoke too soon, you spoke too loud Now you're face down in front of the crowd Secrets in the spice, a heavy copper pan Should've walked away while you still can [Chorus] Don't talk trash about the pumpkin pie! Sweet cinnamon heat and a warning in the eye You pushed your luck, now pay the price No second helping, not another slice Put 'em up! Put 'em up! Pie! [Drop] [Instrumental: heavy dubstep growls, aggressive bass wobble, syncopated half-time drums] [Verse 2] Smell of nutmeg floating in the air Crumbs on the table, silence everywhere Rolling pin swinging, shadow on the wall The sweeter they are, the harder they fall A perfect recipe, a recipe for pain You'll never underestimate the crust again [Chorus] Don't talk trash about the pumpkin pie! Sweet cinnamon heat and a warning in the eye You pushed your luck, now pay the price No second helping, not another slice Put 'em up! Put 'em up! Pie! [Outro] [Instrumental: extended dubstep interlude, mechanical synths, fading sub-bass] Nobody talks trash... Pie.
