[Intro] Yo... I just ate a pickle with peanut butter And I'm pretty sure I've been staring at this lamp for twenty minutes Why did I walk into the kitchen? [Hook] I'm too high, too stoned, doing strange shit Ate a sandwich made of cheetos and some grape jelly mixed Too high (way too high!) too gone (way too gone!) Been brushing my teeth for an hour— something's wrong I'm too high, organizing socks by smell Having full conversations with the cat— he gets me well [Verse 1] I'm in the fridge for the third time in five minutes Don't know what I'm looking for but I know it ain't in it Grabbed the milk, put it in the cabinet, put the remote in the fridge Found my phone in the freezer— when the fuck did I do this? Tried to microwave some pizza— forgot to put pizza in Just microwaved an empty plate for seven minutes then Stared at it like "Where'd it go?"— I never put it there Now I'm eating cereal with orange juice 'cause the milk disappeared Somewhere— probably the cabinet where I put it ten minutes ago But I'm too high to remember and too lazy to go Check— so I'm drinking pulp with my frosted flakes And it's terrible but I'm committed so I'm finishing the mistake My homie asked "You good?"— I'm reorganizing spices Alphabetically by color— I got priorities and vices And right now? Cumin needs to be next to paprika Not because it makes sense but because I'm a high deep thinker [Hook] I'm too high, too stoned, doing strange shit Ate a sandwich made of cheetos and some grape jelly mixed Too high (way too high!) too gone (way too gone!) Been brushing my teeth for an hour— something's wrong I'm too high, organizing socks by smell Having full conversations with the cat— he gets me well [Verse 2] I just vacuumed the same spot for thirty-seven minutes It's the cleanest three inches of carpet— I'm committed to the gimmick Of perfection— then I tried to vacuum the cat He was not about it, now I'm hiding from him flat On the floor behind the couch like he's gonna find me I'm a grown man playing hide and seek with a feline Tried to take a shower— ended up just sitting In the tub with my clothes on having deep thoughts about living For like an hour— didn't turn the water on Just S.A.T'd there fully dressed contemplating life until the thought was gone Got out— saw myself in the mirror— bad idea Had a full argument with my reflection— "Who even are you?" He didn't have a good answer so I left him there thinking Went to get some water— ended up at the sink just staring at the dripping For so long my legs went numb— couldn't feel my knees Now I'm on the floor wondering how I got this disease Of being too high to function but too functional to panic [Bridge] Yo lamp... you ever feel like you got more to offer? Like you could be more than just a lamp? ...Nah you're right, you're perfect as you are I'm proud of you [Verse 3] I reorganized the pantry by which foods would win in a fight Pretty sure the crackers would destroy the soup in a real fight Spent an hour sorting laundry by emotional connection This shirt saw me through a breakup— folded with affection Tried to put shoes on— forgot how laces work Gave up— been wearing slides for three hours— my feet hurt Made a sandwich— forgot the bread— just ate the lunch meat With my hands like a savage standing over the sink like a feast Tried to google something— typed "why"— nothing else Just the word why into Google and then I questioned myself "Why why? What am I asking?"— closed the phone Had a full crisis about existence then forgot and moved on My homie found me in the closet organizing hangers By which ones "feel trustworthy"— he asked if I'm in danger I said "Nah I'm good, but this blue one seems suspicious" He just walked away— can't handle my high vision business [Hook — final, exhausted] I'm too high (way too high!) too stoned (what year is it?) Been petting the wall 'cause the texture's nice (it's soft!) Too high, doing strange activities Like reading shampoo bottles like they're mysteries [Outro] I just made a burrito out of fruit roll-ups And I'm eating it over the sink like a king Why is the microwave beeping? I didn't— Did I put something in there three hours ago?
