[First Chorus, small solo before lyrics] (Let's go!) One! Two! Three! Four! Six! Seven! (Wait...) Eight!—(Wait, wait, wait!) Nine! (Seriously wait...) Ten! (Did we forget someone?) Where's five? — Wait, who? Five? (Five, five), where are you? (Five, five), you broke the chain! (Five, five), where are you? (Five, five), just come out! [Verse 1] Checked the front! Checked the back! Someone tell me what we lack! One through four are standing straight! Looked upstairs! Looked below! Someone tell me what breaks the flow! — — Six through ten are ready for the show! Searched inside! Searched outside! Someone tell me where does he hide? — — And why is he always running late? [Second Chorus] (Let's do it again!) One! Two! Three! Four! Six! Seven! (Oh, shit...!) Eight!—(Wait, wait, wait!) Nine! (Seriously wait...) Ten! (We forgot him again!) Seriously where is five? — Who? Five? Five! (Five, five), where are you? (Five, five), you broke the chain! (Five, five), where are you? (Five, five), just come out! [Verse 2] Put his face up on the wall: MISSING FIVE — please give a call! Count it fast! Count it slow! Same damn hole wherever we go! Count it fast! Count it slow! Where dafuq did that damm five go? One to four— there!—We are! Six to ten — there!—Every time! Then where is five? Five has left the fucking line! [Final Chorus!] One!—(last time!) Two! Three! Four! Six! Seven! (Really?) Eight!—(Wait, wait, wait!) Nine! (Seriously wait...) Ten! (We messed again!) Dafuq is wrong with five?—Who? That damm Five! (Five, five), where are you?—(Five, Five!) (Five, five), you broke the chain! (Five, five), where are you?—Five, five... (Five, five), just come out! You know what? (What?) We don't need him!—We don't! Let's do it again! (Let's go!) Five minus four! (One!) Five minus three! (Two!) Five minus two! (Three!) Five minus one! (Four!) Five plus one! (Six!) Five plus two! (Seven!) Five plus three! (Eight!) Five plus four! (Nine!) Five~ plus~ five~! (Ten!) (Five, five), where are you? (Five, five), we fixed the chain! (Five, five), where are you? (Five, five), we don't need you~! [Outro, spoken, small solo after lyrics] Wait... —Now what? ... I think we also forgot about zero... (Oh God damm!) ... [Whispered, spoken] I'm not doing this again...
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