Sister Agnes (Super Soaker)

**VERSE 1** Kick the chapel door, boots hit stone, Agnes storms in like a cyclone. Super Soaker loaded with the sacred brew, Demons scatter when she shouts “PEW PEW!” **CHORUS** She’s the Soaker, holy joker, Blessed stream straight from the cloister. If you’re wicked, better run for cover— Agnes sprays sin like no other. **VERSE 2** Water sloshes in her silver tank, Crosshair steady as a parish bank. One quick blast and the room goes clean, She’s the wettest warrior you’ve ever seen. **CHORUS** She’s the Soaker, holy joker, Blessed stream straight from the cloister. If you’re wicked, better run for cover— Agnes sprays sin like no other. **OUTRO** Drip‑drop, nonstop— Agnes makes the evil pop.