My phone lights up at 2 a.m. Unknown number, here we go again “Hello, this is Dave from tech support” Says my mouse is crying, my laptop’s hurt Scam attack, not tonight, I’m not biting One click and you’re gone, no second try Press one, press two, I’m done with the menu Scam call, robocall, line’s dead A prince from nowhere wants my help Says he’s got gold in a sock on a shelf But all he needs is my bank ID Buddy, my own balance is depressing, no thank you, please Scam attack, not tonight, I’m not biting One click and you’re gone, no second try Press one, press two, I’m done with the menu Scam call, robocall, save your breath Now it’s “UPS missed you,” “package held” Or some AI voice that sounds half-melted Tax refund, toll fee, six-digit code Like I’m handing my keys to a raccoon in a blazer, no Auto warranty about to expire Your fake concern is fuel for my fire Can’t fool me, I’m onto your game Delete, delete, I’m blocking your name Scam attack, not tonight, I’m not biting One click and you’re gone, no second try Press one, press two, I’m already past Scam call, robocall, you can kiss my ass
