Donut Rangers – Episode V: Operation Monkey Business

Big shoutout to Ambera and Jim for the inspiration, and to ChatGPT for helping me write these lyrics! [Spoken Intro] Donut Rangers Headquarters. Emergency frosting alert! Wait... Why is the dancing penguin talking? The dancing penguin quietly sets down everyone's coffee. Straightens his tiny tuxedo. Removes his sunglasses. "My name is... Penguin James Penguin. International spy." Everyone stares. James Penguin continues. "Gold Penguin... and his twin brother... Gold Fingerless... have stolen the world's supply of donuts... Including every donut from Geraldine's Book Club Donut Shop." DJCed84 asks, "Who are we up against?" The headquarters doors suddenly burst open. Hundreds of capuchin monkeys race through... Arms full of donuts. One monkey stops... Tips his tiny hat... Then keeps running. Jim Windwalker points. "I TOLD YOU SO! I KNEW IT WAS THE MONKEYS!" Everyone slowly turns toward Jim. Frex131 laughs. "...He actually got one right." James Penguin nods. "Unfortunately... He did." [Verse 1] Morning comes, the shelves are bare Not one donut anywhere Geraldine begins to sigh "Every fritter... every pie..." Chocolate twists and maple bars Gone like shooting cookie stars Monkey footprints cross the floor Leading straight outside the door [Pre-Chorus] DJCed84 checks the clues AmberaSands ties her shoes Crimsyn follows frosting trails SatinRain says, "Crime never fails!" Frex131 leads the way Jim just grins and has to say "I said monkeys." [Chorus] DJCed84 AmberaSands Crimsyn SatinRain Frex131 saves again James Penguin leads the way Jim has one more thing to say "I told you so!" Every clue will guide the way The Donut Rangers save the day [Spoken] Destination... Monkey Island. [Verse 2] Jungle vines begin to sway Monkey guards block every way Golden towers scrape the sky Donuts stacked up twice as high Jelly filled and powdered sweet Boston creams in giant heaps Geraldine can hardly stare "...Those are MY éclairs!" [Pre-Chorus] DJCed84 finds the trail AmberaSands will never fail Crimsyn spots a hidden cave SatinRain says, "Let's be brave!" Frex131 gives a grin "Let's go bring those donuts in!" Jim nods. "Still monkeys." [Verse 3] Gold Penguin laughs with pride. "So... The Rangers finally arrived." Gold Fingerless smiles. "You'll never defeat... The Monkey Syndicate!" Thousands of capuchin monkeys cheer. One monkey raises his hand. "...Can we eat a donut first?" Gold Penguin sighs. "...One." Every monkey grabs five. Gold Fingerless groans. "This is why we can never follow a plan." [Bridge] James Penguin opens his umbrella. Click. Rocket boosters. Click. Powdered Sugar Smoke Bombs. Click. Jelly Grappling Hook. Click. Espresso Bean Launcher. Jim whispers, "...I want one." James smiles. "Standard issue." The Rangers charge. Monkeys scatter through the jungle. [Verse 4] Flying donuts fill the sky Monkey laughter echoes high Frex131 blocks the glaze Crimsyn runs the jungle maze AmberaSands shuts the gate SatinRain yells, "Checkmate!" James Penguin flips with flair Geraldine just stops and stares [Bridge 2] Gold Penguin shouts, "You may have found us... But you'll never stop... THE MEGA DONUT!" A gigantic sprinkle-covered donut begins rolling downhill. Straight toward Geraldine's Book Club Donut Shop. Jim gulps. "...That's a REALLY big donut." James Penguin smiles. "I've got this." His umbrella transforms... Into a giant donut catcher. The Mega Donut stops just inches from the shop. Everyone cheers. One tiny capuchin monkey quietly licks the frosting. Nobody notices. [Final Chorus] DJCed84 AmberaSands Crimsyn SatinRain Frex131 saves again James Penguin saves the day Jim has one last thing to say "I told you so. I knew it was the monkeys." Everyone laughs. "...He really did." Every donut every tray Back inside the shop today Geraldine shouts, "Fresh coffee's on!" The Donut Rangers save the day. [Spoken Outro] Mission accomplished. Gold Penguin captured. Gold Fingerless captured. The Monkey Syndicate arrested. Every donut returned to Geraldine's Book Club Donut Shop. Geraldine smiles. "Today's special... Free donuts for the Donut Rangers!" James Penguin quietly picks up everyone's coffee. Frex131 asks, "So... Will we ever see you again?" James Penguin smiles. "When the world needs a spy... I'll be there." He presses a button on his watch. A cloud of powdered sugar fills the room. When it clears... He's gone. Jim looks around. "...Wait... Who took my maple bar?" A tiny capuchin monkey peeks out from behind the donut display. "...Worth it." [All Spoken] We'll be ready for the next donut emergency!