Scratch Em’ (Rasta-Ska Redux De’ La’ O-Cut Updated)

Dirdy Durtz McGurt

Rasta-Swazta-Skazi

Dirdy Durtz McGurt

ska punk, reggae, hip hop

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[Verse]
I've got a really bad itch
Between my gooch and my dick
Reach your hand down my draws.
You'll find my itchy fucking balls. 
Gimme a Scratch real quick bitch.
My nut sack has an itch!

[Chorus]
(Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!)
(Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!)

[Verse] 
My balls, they never get shaved
I guess I ain’t showered in over 80 days
They might stink but bitch, so no complaints
Your voice really hurts the brain
Keep the mouth shut n don’tchuh worry abowt da’stinchen,
Git to sscratchin’ on Deez Nutz cuz there’s an Itchin’

[Chorus] 
(Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!)
(Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!)

[Verse]
Always just a jabbin’ n’ a yappin’ at the jaws?Instead of Tendin’ to Deez Itchy Fuckin’ Bawz!
constantly just a flapping at da lips, 
Always just a talkin’ bout sum kind of dumb shit,
Shit the fuck up, I’m sick of your shit,
Cuz you needa be scratchin’ for me bitch,
My sack has an Itchy Fuckin Itch

[Breakfown |  Lengthy razor Sharp and surgically precise lengthy Guitar interlude with fused in drum and bass  breakdown]
(Ain’t No Need to wash your hands),
(Dirt Don’t Hurt Cuz Imma Fuckin’ Man),
(See imma man witha need),
(You may Scratch Em’ Till they bleed),
(Just Git To Scratchin For Me Bitch,)
(Cuz My Nutz They’ Fiercly Fuckin’ Itch!)

[Chorus]
(Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!)
(Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!)

[Verse]
You ain't got to wash your hands, Dirt don't hurt I'm a fucking man!
a man with a need,
For you to scratch em till they bleed!
Get to scratchin on my sack you dumb bitch.
My fucking nuts!
REALLY ITCH!
Get to Scratchin bitch!

[Breakdown]
(Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!)
(Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!)

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
SCRATCH EM you bitch!

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[Intro | Monologue | Distortion Guitar amp feedback | Vocal Delivery: Deep Southern Backwoods “Smokers Cough” type of raspy voice:] (Hello..) (Hello..) (Is there anybody out there?) (can Anyone here me?) (I’ve got Somethin’ tuh say..It’s Importsnt So..) (Listen Up!) [Verse] I've got a really bad itch Between my gooch and my dick Reach your hand down my draws. You'll find my itchy fucking balls. Gimme a Scratch real quick bitch. My nut sack has an itch! [Chorus] (Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!) (Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!) [Verse] My balls, they never get shaved I guess I ain’t showered in over 80 days They might stink but bitch, so no complaints Your voice really hurts the brain Keep the mouth shut n don’tchuh worry abowt da’stinchen, Git to sscratchin’ on Deez Nutz cuz there’s an Itchin’ [Chorus] (Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!) (Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!) [Verse] Always just a jabbin’ n’ a yappin’ at the jaws?Instead of Tendin’ to Deez Itchy Fuckin’ Bawz! constantly just a flapping at da lips, Always just a talkin’ bout sum kind of dumb shit, Shit the fuck up, I’m sick of your shit, Cuz you needa be scratchin’ for me bitch, My sack has an Itchy Fuckin Itch [Breakfown | Lengthy razor Sharp and surgically precise lengthy Guitar interlude with fused in drum and bass breakdown] (Ain’t No Need to wash your hands), (Dirt Don’t Hurt Cuz Imma Fuckin’ Man), (See imma man witha need), (You may Scratch Em’ Till they bleed), (Just Git To Scratchin For Me Bitch,) (Cuz My Nutz They’ Fiercly Fuckin’ Itch!) [Chorus] (Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!) (Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!) [Verse] You ain't got to wash your hands, Dirt don't hurt I'm a fucking man! a man with a need, For you to scratch em till they bleed! Get to scratchin on my sack you dumb bitch. My fucking nuts! REALLY ITCH! Get to Scratchin bitch! [Breakdown] (Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!) (Scratch em for me!) (Scratch em, scratch em.) (Scratch em for me!) (SCRATCH EM!) [Guitar Solo] [Outro] SCRATCH EM you bitch!

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