[INTRO — Alien Radio Transmission] Static… cosmic heartbeat… distant whispers… DJ Champignon… online. Thorthu… detected. All dimensional gates… unstable. Lalala… lalère… Oh, the universe is gonna dance tonight! [VERSE 1 — The Arrival] Beyond the stars, beyond the light, A mushroom ship cuts through the night. With glowing spores and a cosmic beat, DJ Champignon brings the galaxy heat. Then suddenly, the heavens split, A thousand doors begin to glitch. A shadow rises, cold and tall, Thorthu answers the cosmic call! [PRE-CHORUS — The Encounter] “Who are you?” the master cries, “Who makes the stars themselves collide?” The mushroom laughs, the speakers roar, And bass explodes across the floor! [CHORUS — TRALALA LALÈRE] TRALALA! TRALALA LÈRE! DJ Champignon is everywhere! THORTHU! THORTHU! OPEN THE GATE! Dance with destiny, challenge fate! LALALA! LALALA LÈRE! Feel that power in the air! One controls the doors of space, One makes the cosmos lose its place! [VERSE 2 — The Hidden Truth] Thorthu commands the gates to bend, Worlds begin and worlds can end. But every time he turns the key, The mushroom hears a frequency. A secret pulse beneath the sound, A force no master has ever found. The portals shake, the planets spin, And something darker wakes within! [TRIBAL BREAKDOWN — Spoken / Robotic] GATE ONE… COLLAPSING. GATE TWO… REVERSED. GATE THREE… UNKNOWN ENTITY. Who controls the door? Who controls the beat? Who makes the universe Move its cosmic feet? DJ CHAMPIGNON! LALALA LALÈRE! THORTHU! OPEN THE MULTIVERSE! [EPIC CHORUS — MASSIVE DROP] TRALALA! LALALA LÈRE! Shake the stars and split the air! THORTHU! THE MASTER OF THE GATES! DJ CHAMPIGNON REWRITES THE FATES! Bass to the left! Portals to the right! Two cosmic legends Set the dark alight! LALALA! LALALA LÈRE! Nobody knows who's really there! [OUTRO — The Revelation] The music stops… The portals freeze… Thorthu falls down to his knees. The mushroom whispers, soft and low: “You opened every door, my friend… But do you know WHO MADE THEM GROW?” One final bass hit. DJ Champignon… Lalala… LALÈÈÈÈRE! [END — Mysterious Laughter]
