[Intro: Toy piano plink, bouncy synth beat kicks in] (Female vocal, whisper-close, sweet) Wake up, it’s a brand new serotonin morning I deleted all the news, it was getting kinda boring My therapist is texting, “Babe, you’re spiritually adorning—” (Male vocal, talk-singing, deadpan) …the cage with fairy lights. [Verse 1: Female] Scrolling through the timeline, everybody’s so aware Got a petition in one hand, a smoothie in their hair I’m just trying to remember if I even brushed my teeth (Giggle ad-lib) While the world’s on fire, honestly, it’s just beneath— [Pre-Chorus: Both, rhythmically stacked] (F) I’m focusing on rainbows (M) Ignoring all the pain bows (Both) Manifesting zen now! (Toy synth flourish) [Chorus: Full production—claps, gang shouts, tambourine] (F) GOOD VIBES ONLY, HAPPY CLAPPY SOUL-Y! (M) EMPTY OUT YOUR MIND, IT’S A CONTROLLED BURN, YEAH! (F) POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS ON A LOOP-DE-LOOP! (M) SMILE THROUGH THE APOCALYPSE, JUST DUKE IT OUT! (Both + Gang shout) HEY! GOOD VIBES ONLY! HEY! DON’T YOU BRING THAT ENERGY IN HERE! (Female giggle tucked after “in here”) [Verse 2: Male, talk-sing over rubbery bass] My feed’s a highlight reel of everyone’s best take I’m nodding in agreement till my moral compass aches Bought a tote bag that says “RESIST” in playful cursive font (Female ad-lib: “Cute!”) Forgot what we’re resisting, but I’m loving how it’s— [Pre-Chorus: Both] (F) I’m focusing on rainbows (M) Trading thoughts for day-glows (Both) My awareness is in airplane mode! (Synth zip) [Chorus: Even bigger, cheer-squad chants] (F) GOOD VIBES ONLY, HAPPY CLAPPY SOUL-Y! (M) EMPTY OUT YOUR MIND, IT’S A CONTROLLED BURN, YEAH! (F) POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS ON A LOOP-DE-LOOP! (M) SMILE THROUGH THE APOCALYPSE, JUST DUKE IT OUT! (Both + Gang) HEY! GOOD VIBES ONLY! HEY! DON’T YOU BRING THAT ENERGY IN HERE! (Sound of a notification ping, then a vinyl scratch effect) [Bridge: Spoken-break over minimal beat] (F, whispered) Sometimes at 3 AM, I wonder what it means… (M, dry) …to be a conscious person in the age of pocket screens. (F) But then I post a sunset with a quote about the light— (M) …and feel aligned. (Beat drops out for one second) (Both, suddenly bright again) ALIGNED! [Chorus: Final, maximalist—electric guitar riff joins, shouty ad-libs] (F) GOOD VIBES ONLY! (M) HAPPY CLAPPY— (Both) SOUL-Y! (M) EMPTY OUT YOUR MIND, IT’S A CONTROLLED— (F) BURN, YEAH! (Both) POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS ON A LOOP-DE-LOOP! SMILE THROUGH THE APOCALYPSE, JUST DUKE IT OUT! (Gang chants break into chaotic, joyous overlapping shouts:) “REST IN PEACE, CONTEXT!” “MY HEART CHAKRA’S FLEXING!” “DON’T @ ME!” “GOOD VIBES!” [Outro: Music fades to toy piano and reverb-drenched giggles] (F, sing-song) We’re all gonna be okay… (M, fading) …we’re all gonna be… (F, final whisper-giggle) …algorithmically curated. [END]