[Intro] Freaktraki [Verse 1] If motivation were a sport I’d be sitting in the stands I’m so ducking tired I just wanna sleep My coffee is cold Yeah, you can already tell how great this is gonna be [Chorus] I’m three skipped meals away From picking a fight with the furniture I made a list so I’d Remember what I was supposed to do Now I’ve lost the list I guess future me will have to deal with it I’m hopeless [Verse 2] I function about as well as A shopping cart with a missing wheel I open the fridge like the answer might be in there But I grab a Coke, and that’ll have to do for now Relax, I haven’t lost my train of thought I just don’t remember which train I was on [Chorus] I’m three skipped meals away From picking a fight with the furniture I made a list so I’d Remember what I was supposed to do Now I’ve lost the list I guess future me will have to deal with it I’m hopeless [Verse 3] I’ve got so many balls in the air It technically counts as juggling My strategy is to hope that Future me is competent [Chorus] I’m three skipped meals away From picking a fight with the furniture I made a list so I’d Remember what I was supposed to do Now I’ve lost the list I guess future me will have to deal with it I’m hopeless [Bridge] I’m living proof that You can improvise your way through life I’m not a cautionary tale I’m an ongoing case study That sounded smarter in my head [Final Chorus] I’m three skipped meals away From picking a fight with the furniture I made a list so I’d Remember what I was supposed to do Now I’ve lost the list I guess future me will have to deal with it I’m hopeless
