They told me to behave. ...That's adorable. Ooooooh... ahhhhh... Ahhh-ahhh-ahhhhh... Ooooooh... ahhhhh... Woke up late with a coffee stain, Three loose screws and a half-dead brain. Got a bad idea and a better excuse, Somebody hide the dynamite fuse! Boots on the table, sparks in my hair, There's a warning sign but I don't care. They said, "Don't touch!" so I touched it twice, Now the whole damn room looks like paradise! Got a crooked grin and a pocket of trouble, Push that button, watch it all double! You can make your rules, you can lock that gate, But you can't teach a gremlin to cooperate! GREMLINS DON'T BREAK! We bend, we bounce, we detonate! Kick up dust, make the rafters shake, We're the beautiful mess you can't contain! GREMLINS DON'T BREAK! Got nine bad plans and a wide-awake brain! You can knock us down, call us a mistake, We'll come back louder — GREMLINS DON'T BREAK! Got a wrench in my hand and a grin too wide, Little green menace with a dangerous stride. They said, "Calm down!" I said, "Make me try!" Then lit the fuse and waved goodbye! GREMLINS DON'T BREAK! GREMLINS DON'T BREAK! WE DON'T BREAK! Ooooooh... ahhhhh... See? Everything's fine. ...Probably.
