
You Might Be a Karen
[Intro] Ooh— You might be a Karen, you might be Let’s go ⸻ [Verse 1] You send it back when it’s just fine You double-park and call it “mine” Ask for a deal but don’t tip right Say “I’ve been patient all my life” ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] You say you’re calm but raise your voice You make a scene like it’s a choice It’s not that deep, but here we go You’re writing reviews on the way home ⸻ [Chorus] You might be a Karen If your tone says “I’m not carin’” If your vibe needs some repairin’ And you act like you’re just sharin’ You might be a Karen When your words start overbearin’ You say “no offense,” then air it Yeah, if the shoe fits, wear it ⸻ [Verse 2] You scroll, you snap, then say “it’s wrong” You say “be kind” but come in strong You spot the flaw, ignore the song You’ve been rehearsing all along ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] You smile wide, then drop the heat You love to say “I’m just direct” You got your notes, you got receipts And no one’s dodging your effect ⸻ [Chorus] You might be a Karen If your calm turns declarin’ If your mood is ever flarin’ But you say you’re just carin’ You might be a Karen When you ask with extra darin’ For the manager who’s wearin’ That face like they’ve seen it ⸻ [Bridge] (dropout — claps and raw vocals) You say “it’s just a question” But it lands just like a rule You say “this isn’t normal” But you bend the golden rule ⸻ [Final Chorus] (full band + harmonies lift) You might be a Karen If your tone says “I’m not carin’” If the room feels you comparin’ Every second to your standard You might be a Karen When you walk in like you’re chairin’ Yeah, you might not mean to wear it But the mirror don’t lie ⸻ [Outro] You might be… Yeah, you might be If the shoe fits… Wear it

