[Intro] (Ooh, ooh... so tropical...) [Verse 1] I'ma lay you down, baby (On the sand now) Take your clothes off I'll make love to you In all the ways you want But one thing I won't do [cheerful whistle] Is take off my turtleneck My turtleneck [breezy falsetto] My turtleneck... [Verse 2] We’re poolside, baby, sun is beating down I’m the only guy sweating in a shade of brown SPF 50 and a rolled-up chin Don't ask me again, let the fabric win! I’m sipping piña coladas, feeling the breeze While this 12-gauge knit is making me wheeze But I’m committed to the look, I’m committed to the style I’ll be wearing this wool for a country mile! [Chorus] [Full tropical production - high energy but chill] Please stop asking me to take off my turtleneck Baby, I'm butt-naked from the waist down Baby, loving you is my favorite habit Kiss my neck through this fabric! 'Cause all I want to do is make love to you In my turtleneck In this 12-gauge knit cashmere turtleneck! [Bridge] I'm dripping turtleneck sweat, it’s hot (So hot!) But I’m not taking this T-N-R off I won’t stop until you get off (Spoken: Does anyone have an ice pack?) [Outro] [Marimba melody returns, fading out] I'ma lay you down, baby (In the cabana) Stop asking, stop asking I won't do it, I won't do it It’s a summer look, baby! My turtleneck... My turtleneck...