[Intro] (uno, dos, tres, cuatro, ¡VÁMONOS!) Pale boy at the cabana, hands up, we party Bikinis in the foam, abuelas with the carne Cinco de Mayo, soft-boy edition Sunburned shoulders, this is the mission [Verse 1] Showed up to the beach with my Birkenstocks on Took 'em off in five minutes, sand was already won Tequila hit different than the kombucha booch Now I'm dancing with Carmen, she's eighty but smooth "Mijo, dance with me!" I said "claro que sí" I don't know what I said but the abuelas laughed at me Conga line, conga line, foot in the foam Forgot I had a flight, I'm not going home [Pre-Chorus] Hand up high, hand up high Cinco de Mayo, the sunset's mine Hand up high, hand up high Pale boy palm tree, vibing high [Chorus] VÁMONOS, vámonos, to the cabana TEQUILA, taco, mañana mañana Sand in my pockets, salt in my hair Soft boy on the sand, what a softer affair VÁMONOS, vámonos, to the fiesta PALE BOY POV, this is my best day [Verse 2] Mariachi rolling through, I don't know the words I'm humming, I'm "ay-ay-ay-ing" like a dumb little bird Esmé hands me elote, butter dripping down Cotija, lime, chili, this is the crown I was vegan two hours ago, what is time Lost my Apple Pay, doesn't matter, paid in lime Lupita's grandkid is cute, six years old, wearing shades Tells me "uncle, you sunburned" I said "thanks, my brigade" [Pre-Chorus] Hand up high, hand up high Cinco de Mayo, the sunset's mine Hand up high, hand up high Pale boy palm tree, vibing high [Chorus] VÁMONOS, vámonos, to the cabana TEQUILA, taco, mañana mañana Sand in my pockets, salt in my hair Soft boy on the sand, what a softer affair VÁMONOS, vámonos, to the fiesta PALE BOY POV, this is my best day [Bridge] (am I supposed to be here? I think I am) (my wife told me to enjoy myself, this is enjoyment) (the sun is going down, the colors are insane) (I love everyone here, I love them, I do) (Carmen is my new mom now, I think) [Verse 3] Sunset, papas asadas, the sky's turning purple Someone hands me a horchata, oat-free, traditional I drink it like a baby, like communion at the church This is my baptism, this is my first lurch Into the world I avoided, the world I dismissed Now I'm crying, now I'm laughing, now I'm getting kissed On the forehead, on the cheek, on the top of my head Pale boy in paradise, I think I might be dead? (no I'm alive, I'm just ALIVE) [Outro] VÁMONOS... vámonos... to the cabana... Pale boy paradise... mañana mañana... (one more shot, Carmen, just one more shot) (ok, ok, that's enough, I'm done) (siéntate. siéntate. te amo, abuelas.)
