03 My Brain Has Twenty Tabs | HAYDAR 313

[Cold Open - deadpan] I came here for one thought. Why is the music playing in another tab? [Chorus] My brain has twenty tabs, And nineteen won't sit still. One is planning dinner, One is arguing with a bill. Close, close, close that tab, Let the good beat do its thing. Haydar three one three, Even my loading wheel can swing. [Verse 1] Did I send that awkward message? Did I lock the kitchen door? Why am I remembering A joke from two years before? A tab says, "Learn the trumpet," A tab says, "Move to Spain." The quiet one is buffering, It's the manager of my brain. [Pre-Chorus] Three little dots, one spinning wheel, Three deep laughs, that's how I feel. I don't need every answer now, I can leave a question open somehow. [Chorus] My brain has twenty tabs, And nineteen won't sit still. One is planning dinner, One is arguing with a bill. Close, close, close that tab, Let the good beat do its thing. Haydar three one three, Even my loading wheel can swing. [Verse 2] I searched for "how to focus," Then I watched a dancing pear. Now I know ten facts about a bridge, But forgot why I went there. If your thoughts have formed a traffic jam, You can laugh along with me. We don't have to fix the universe Before we make some tea. [Bridge - whispered joke] Which tab made that noise? Don't look at me. I thought it was yours. [Final Chorus] My brain has twenty tabs, Tonight I'll leave just three: One for friends and one for music, One for being kind to me. Haydar three one three, Even my loading wheel can swing. [Spoken Outro] Haydar three one three dot com.