### (Verse 1) **Wolverine:** I'm gruff and rugged **Deadpool:** You're old and slow **Wolverine:** Deadpool's mid **Deadpool:** Come at me, bro **Wolverine:** I'm the hero **Deadpool:** No, you're not **Wolverine:** Yes I -- **Deadpool:** Shut up, mutton chops ### (Verse 2) **Wolverine:** I've got claws of adamantium **Deadpool:** And I've got jokes, man, you're so random **Wolverine:** I heal fast, can't take me down **Deadpool:** I talk fast, I'm the clown **Wolverine:** I've been through wars, I'm battle-hardened **Deadpool:** You've got more issues than a comic garden ### (Chorus) **Wolverine:** I'm the best at what I do **Deadpool:** And what you do is whine and boo **Wolverine:** You're a joke, a walking meme **Deadpool:** At least I'm loved, you're just a scream ### (Verse 3) **Wolverine:** I've got history, I'm a legend **Deadpool:** You're outdated, past your prime, man **Wolverine:** I'm the X in X-Men, the name you trust **Deadpool:** I'm the Merc with a Mouth, I'm never hushed **Wolverine:** I bring the fight, the power, the rage **Deadpool:** I bring the laughs, the quips, the stage ### (Bridge) **Wolverine:** You think you're funny, but you're just a fool **Deadpool:** You think you're tough, but you're old school **Wolverine:** I'll slice and dice, don't get in my way **Deadpool:** I'll dodge and weave, come on, let's play ### (Chorus) **Wolverine:** I'm the best at what I do **Deadpool:** And what you do is whine and boo **Wolverine:** You're a joke, a walking meme **Deadpool:** At least I'm loved, you're just a scream ### (Outro) **Wolverine:** This battle's pointless, you're a child **Deadpool:** And you're a grandpa, getting wild **Wolverine:** Let's end this now, I'm done with you **Deadpool:** Fine by me, I've got better things to do **Wolverine:** We'll never agree, that's plain to see **Deadpool:** But hey, it's been fun, disagreeing with me!
