Out of Time

[Verse] Built a time machine in my shed, shed, shed, Couple loose wires in my head, in my head. // bzzzt... bzzzt... Shot for tomorrow, missed by miles, miles, miles, Landed in the future for a while, for a while. // glitch... glitch... Saw my face on magazine racks, Action figures, cereal packs, packs, packs. // 404... 404... Asked a guy, "What's all that mean?" He said, "You're the reason we're all screwed, it seems." // seems... seems... [static] [Pre-Chorus] Hit one switch, alarms went off, off, off, Smoke came pouring from the loft, from the loft. // whirr... whirr... Big red letters, flashing bright, bright: "Temporal Failure. Good Luck Tonight." // tonight... tonight... ERROR [Chorus] Out of time, out of luck, luck, luck, Every timeline's all messed up, up, up. // glitching, glitching... Future's broke, past won't stick, Every jump just makes it sick. // makes it sick, makes it sick. // bzzzt Out of gas, out of clues, I keep waking up in different news, news, news. // [glitch] Built a time machine one Friday night, Now history wants to start a fight. [Verse] Went to France, messed up the plan, plan, plan, Now Napoleon skateboards across the land, the land. // skip... skip... Taught a knight how to high-five, high-five, Now medieval sports are still alive, alive, alive. // static burst Showed a Viking power chords, Now they're selling out world tours, world tours. // buffering... Went back home to lay low awhile, Found my dog on a postage stamp and a tile. // tile... tile... [ERROR] [Pre-Chorus] Every fix just breaks some more, more, more, There's a T-Rex running the corner store, corner store. // beep... beep... The dashboard flashes, red and white, white: "Temporal Failure. Good Luck Tonight." // good luck tonight... tonight... [static] [Chorus] Out of time, out of luck, luck, luck, Every timeline's all messed up, up, up. // glitching, glitching... Future's broke, past won't stick, Every jump just makes it sick. // makes it sick, makes it sick. // bzzzt Out of gas, out of clues, I keep waking up in different news, news, news. // [glitch] Built a time machine one Friday night, Now history wants to start a fight. [Bridge] Met future me in '35, '35, Said, "Trust nobody," then stole my ride, my ride. // corrupt file Took my wallet, took my keys, keys, keys, Guess I'm a jerk in every century. // beep-beep-beep Met myself from next week's date, next week's date, Asked for money and showed up late, showed up late. // lag... lag... Said, "Do things work out in the end?" He said, "Depends." // depends... depends... // system error And vanished again. [Breakdown] Went to Rome to see the sights, sights, sights, Accidentally invented pizza night, pizza night. // glitch Came back home, thought all was well, Now Caesar owns a Taco Bell. // Taco Bell... Bell... Bell... [static] Jumped ahead about a year, a year, a year, Everybody's got three ears, three ears. // loading... Nobody thinks it's really weird, Apparently that started here. // started here... here... [ERROR] [Final Chorus] Out of time, out of luck, luck, luck, Every timeline's all messed up, up, up. // glitching, glitching... Future's broke, past won't stick, Every jump just makes it sick. // makes it sick, makes it sick. // bzzzt Out of gas, out of clues, I've got nothing left to lose, lose, lose. // static hum Built a time machine one Friday night, Now history wants to start a fight. Out of time, out of my head, head, head, Probably should've stayed in bed, in bed. // buffering... One bad idea, one flashing light, And now I'm trapped in every Friday night. // Friday night... night... night... [glitch] [Outro] The engine hums. hums. hums. // bzzzt The portal glows. glows. glows. // [static] The dashboard says: "Seriously Don't Push The Red Button!" // don't push it... don't push it... // ERROR ... Oops again. again. again. Oops again. again. again. // glitch glitch glitch