TCJ•祭り『TetoCirclejerk Matsuri』

::Festival drums:: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! TETOCIRCLEJERK! FIVE RULES! ONE GALLERY! ソイヤ！ ソイヤ！ LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! ::verse 1:: RULE ONE! RESPECT ARTISTS! Built by Artists! Open the gate! Different visions! Let them create! Draw it! Paint it! Render something new! Critique the artwork— don't attack who made it! Remember the human behind the glowing screen. You don't know their story. You don't know where they've been. Say what you think. Make your case. But there is still a human face. Traditional artwork? COUNTS! Digital artwork? COUNTS! Generative artwork? COUNTS! GENERATIVE ARTWORK COUNTS! ::chorus:: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! Raise your voice! Raise the drill! Make it strange and make it real! HONOR THE WORK! HONOR THE NAME! Different tools— same creative flame! ソイヤ！ ソイヤ！ RESPECT THE ARTIST! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! ::verse 2:: RULE TWO! SOURCE THE WORK! Found it somewhere? Follow the trail! Find the creator! Bring back the link! Give them credit! Say where it's from! Reverse image search— get the job done! No repost watermark? RESPECT IT! No machine-training watermark? RESPECT IT! Your own creation? SAY IT'S YOURS! Use the flair! Promote your work! And one more thing— PLEASE DON'T BAIT! ::gang:: DON'T BAIT! ::chorus:: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! Honor the work! Honor the name! Credit the hands behind the flame! Find the source! Share it clean! RESPECT THE ARTIST! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! ::half-time festival groove:: RULE THREE! RULE THREE! NOTHING EXPLICIT! Maturity and expression? Alright... GumiTeto? Alright... NegiDrill? Alright... TetoRei? TetoTed? ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Intimates? Sleepwear? Tasteful swimwear? Alright! Spicy-adjacent? Mark it right! Dark humor? Mark it right! And thirsty comments? Keep 'em clean... you rascals. ::gang:: YOU RASCALS! ::Drums accelerate:: ワッショイ！ ワッショイ！ LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! Make it spicy! Keep it clean! Have some fun without wrecking the scene! Laugh! Create! Let the strange stuff breathe! RESPECT THE ARTIST! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! ::hard stop:: RULE FOUR! RULE FOUR! きみは じつに バカだなぁ ::beat:: きみは じつに バカだなぁ ::band explodes:: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! RULE ONE! RESPECT ARTISTS! RULE TWO! SOURCE THE WORK! RULE THREE! NOTHING EXPLICIT! RULE FOUR! きみは じつに バカだなぁ ::festival drums and gang chants:: ソイヤ！ ソイヤ！ ソイヤ！ ソイヤ！ ::sudden silence:: RULE FIVE! おまけ。 ::pause:: French bread it is. ::Drum hit:: French bread it is. ::Full festival explosion:: FRENCH BREAD IT IS! ::gang:: FRENCH! BREAD! IT! IS! ワッショイ！ ワッショイ！ LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! FRENCH BREAD IT IS! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! FRENCH BREAD IT IS! LONG! LIVE! THE! QUEEN! ::final chord — hard stop::