Dashing through the snow In a minecart full of coal O’er the caves we go Creepers hissin’ all the way (hiss hiss hiss!) Torches on the walls Lighting up the night What fun it is to craft and mine A diamond sword tonight! Ohhh… Mining bells, Creeper smells Enderman stole my block! Zombie horde at my oak wood door But my bow goes knock knock knock! Mining bells, Nether smells Ghasts are crying boo-hoo-hoo I just want some blaze rods and quartz And a shulker box or twooo! A day or two ago I thought I’d build a tree I placed a spruce, some lights, some ice It looked epic, you’ll agree But then a griefer came With TNT in hand He blew my Christmas tree to bits Now it’s scattered ‘cross the land (NOOOO!) Ohhh… Mining bells, Creeper smells Enderman stole my block! I respawned and I’m big mad But I still have my clock! Mining bells, Nether smells Piglin wants my gold I traded him a Christmas hat Now we’re bros, truth be told! Snow is falling down On my roof of quartz so white Villagers are trading gifts Emeralds gleam in pale moonlight I built a giant snowman Gave him a pumpkin head Then Herobrine showed up at night …I logged off and went to bed! Ohhh… Mining bells, Creeper smells The dawn is breaking soon I’ll eat my golden apple pie And sleep beneath the moon Mining bells, happy bells Christmas in the square From the Nether to the End, my friends Merry Christmas everywhere!
