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Disclaimer: Never take investment advice

Disclaimer: Never take investment advice from strangers on the internet, especially monkeys. The markets fake and gae It's a rigged casino! The government cheats Economics can't be beat So what can you do? How do you win? Nothing is safe, Risk is always haunting you. Bubbles inflate the Normies will chase The next get rich quick scheme! When do you buy When do you sell They're always asking The timing question Buy at the top sell at the bottom Blame someone else But you have forgotten The markets fake and gae It's a rigged casino! They look at their charts They says it's an art Astrology for men. Indicators a plenty Correlations arise They know nothing It's a disguise. Wearing a suit and driving a sports car Credentials on the wall. Scalping their clients Market goes up, Just waiting for the fall! The markets fake and gae It's a rigged casino! ESG, and equality D E EYE for all. Women and blacks, They are all hacks leave them behind. Following trends, Playing pretend, Missing the benchmark Set by men. The market is cruel It prays on the fool Manipulation , paper contracts settled in the currency they print Try to collect Good luck with that Delivery is not for you The markets fake and gae It's a rigged casino!