[Deep vocal bass slides, heavy 808s knocking] [Rhythmic mouth scratches, tongue clicks] Yah! Hot dog water clique, uh! Nyah nyah, mwah mwah — fireeeeeeeeee! [Chorus] I’m the hot dog water gangster, dripping H2O (splash!) Women see the scent, they lose control, fo’ sho’ (lick!) Pour it on my chest, non-hairy, shiny glow Fuck Arrowhead, fuck Crystal, that’s a no-no! Hot dog water, water, water — cologne supreme Drink it, wear it, smell it, live the dream Gangsta spaz has it got pounds in the trunk One whiff and they twerking like it’s yo birthday FIREEEEEEEEE! [Verse 1] Blickity-lick, I pull up like John Wick with the drip Wickity-lickity, pickity-ka-ka-ka, chaos in da garage smoking a spliff Got bitches sippn that doggy juice, straight from ken’s stand Women sniffing like horny dogs “Baby what’s that scent?!” I said it’s my weenie in water, boiled franks in a pot it’s hot They start licking my collarbone like it’s candy on the bone Elf on the Shelf? Nah, he scared of the smell Arrowhead boys mad ’cause their sales just fell what the hell if you want to bathe in it pre order it so i could make it Hot dog water cartel, moving weight in napa valley pushing wine out the valley Spaz in the back with the jugs Selling on the block, got the whole hood smelling like cock juice [Chorus] Hot dog water gangster, dripping H2O (splash!) Women see the scent, they lose control, fo’ sho’ (lick!) Pour it on my neck, watch ’em lose they damn mind Best cologne ever, leave the rest behind! Hot dog water, water, water — bottle after bottle Gangsta sipping it slow, got the swagger on throttle Fuck the haters, fuck the fakers, this is the shit come to the valley Hot diggity dog water — misbehave! [Verse 2] Not no no, not hot hot doggy dog wa-wa-water (H2O!) But yes yes, yes it’s hotter than lava, bro I spray it in the club, DJ drop the bass beats by meats Shorties circling me like sharks in the place One girl said “It smells like heaven in a bun I said “That’s right baby, now come and taste it I got cases in the chevelle trunk smelling like my dick in juice i’m about to get lose Cops pulled me over — they asked if I got seven I said “Officers i plead the fifth (fuck da cops) better yet ask yo wife He took one sniff and started doing the double dip Now even the police chief wearing it proud Hot dog water taking over napa valley town [Bridge] [Whistled melody over slowed beat, rhythmic “nyah-nyah-da-da-da” vocal chops] Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-nyah Pour it on ya, wear it, share it, never dry Fuck the rest, this is the best, put it to the test Hot dog water gang — we the wettest in the West! [Verse 3] Final boss of fragrance, king of the west (spaz) Got the recipe locked, guarded by the foil ( chasing the dragon) Women texting my phone like “When you coming through?” I reply with a dick pic “Bring your whole crew” We turn the party to a lick-fest, straight sickk wit it Spaz doing backflips don’t ask Hot dog water cologne — patent pending, baby Now every dude in the game tryna copy my gravy juice But they can’t match the flavor, can’t match the power of my juice I’m the hot dog water don wong — baby it’s on [Outro] [Beat slows, deep bass slides out] Yeah… hot diggity dog water, water, water… Fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… Hot dog water gang — we out. ba ba ba beats by by my meats spaz and hs ding dong doing it again ding ding ding ding
