[Intro – Auto-Tuned Glitter Vox] It’s Friday night, girl I got plans Hair did, nails tight, I got a man ER text? Oh, what a trip— She just needs to poop, don’t kill my drip [Verse 1 – Bratty Flow] She in the ER, but I’m on fleek Sam booked dinner, we got a suite Doctors say she’s just “dehydrated” That ain’t trauma, it’s overrated Like—why she always sick on my night out? Can’t a girl heal when she’s feelin’ devout? Matt’s probably stressin’ and makin’ her cry Ugh, I just wanna vibe—not testify [Hook – Sing-Rap, Viral Bop] She just needed to poop! Don’t cancel my glow-up, oops! Tylenol, some prayer, and juice— Now lemme go shake it loose. She just needed to poop! Not my fault if she’s in a loop. I’m tryin’ to heal in heels— While y’all make drama reels. [Verse 2 – Glitter Gospel] God gave me Sam as a sign to move on Not my fault Kalista's strong Jesus knows my story arc Let this mama hit the dark I ain't toxic—I’m just healed That hospital trip? Overkill You act like I ain’t allowed to feel But girl, I got love to seal [Bridge – Whisper Breakdown] "Your daughter’s hurting." Yeah, well… So was I. [Hook – Repeat with Ad-libs] She just needed to poop! She’ll be fine by morning, shoot. I had to reschedule brunch— Now someone owes me lunch. [Outro – Fake Cry / Laugh Fadeout] I mean, she’s fine now, right? Matt’s just bein’ dramatic… I’ve moved on. I glow’d up. This ain’t my burden. That’s between him… …and the Tylenol.
