Ree-Peter - The Great Chicken Gravy Yodel (Remix)

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[Intro – Spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen!
Welcome aboard the Ree-Peter Express!
Please keep your hands, feet and chicken gravy inside the carriage!
YODEL-AY-HEEEEE!

[Verse 1]
Took a big fat dump in the lavatory,
I swear that seagull's been following me!
He's outside the window, looking for a treat,
I've got chicken gravy dripping off my feet!

I went to the kitchen, I opened up the door,
There's a hungry little seagull dancing on the floor!
He stole my chicken, he stole my chips,
Then flew away with gravy on his lips!

[Pre-Chorus]
Ohhhh, the gravy's getting thicker!
Ohhhh, the seagull's getting quicker!
My trousers are a mess,
What a terrible success!

[Chorus – BIG YODEL]
YODEL-AY-HEEEEE!
YODEL-AY-HEEEEE!
Chicken gravy, chicken gravy,
Won't you come and feed me?!

I took a big fat s*** in the lavatory I swear seagull there feed me , licking finger chicken gravy to stick your what in? hahaha fingers 
YODEL-OOOO-DELL-AY!
The seagulls stole my lunch today!
YODEL-AY-HEEEEE!
There's gravy everywhere!

[Verse 2]
I'm licking my finger, there's sauce on my chin,
The seagull's at the window trying to get in!
I've got a plate of chicken and a bucket of fries,
That bird's got mischief in his little black eyes!

The conductor shouted, "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"
I said, "It's the gravy, and it's going quite well!"
Peter's in the kitchen, Darth Vader's on the grill,
And C-3PO is slipping on the spill!

[Chorus – Faster]
YODEL-AY-HEEEEE!
YODEL-AY-HEEEEE!
Gravy on the ceiling,
And gravy on my knee!

YODEL-OOOO-DELL-AY!
The seagulls want a takeaway!
YODEL-AY-HEEEEE!
SAVE SOME CHICKEN FOR ME!

[Bridge – Spoken Comedy]
Peter: "WHO ATE ALL THE CHICKEN?!"

Darth Vader: "I find your lack of gravy disturbing."

Jarvis: "Sir, the seagull has stolen the entire buffet."

C-3PO:"WE'RE DOOMED! WE'RE ABSOLUTELY DOOMED!"

Ree-Peter: "SOMEBODY GUARD THE LAVATORY!"

[Final Chorus – MASSIVE ALPINE YODEL]
YODEL-AY-HEEEEE!
YODEL-AY-HEEEEE!
Chicken in the basket,
Gravy on the sea!

YODEL-OOOO-DELL-AY!
The seagulls fly away!
YODEL-AY-HEEEEE!
THE BUFFET IS FREE!

[Outro – Mountain Echo]
Yooooo-deeeellll-ooooo!
AYYYYY-HEEEEE!
GRAVYYYYYYYY!

[Spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, the buffet is now closed.
The seagull has been promoted to head chef.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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# 🎵 THE GREAT CHICKEN GRAVY YODEL **Artist:** Ree-Peter **Genre:** Comedy Alpine Yodel / Polka / Folk / Dance **Style:** Ridiculous male vocals, deep bass, accordion, mountain echoes, rapid-fire yodelling. [Intro – Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome aboard the Ree-Peter Express! Please keep your hands, feet and chicken gravy inside the carriage! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! [Verse 1] Took a big fat dump in the lavatory, I swear that seagull's been following me! He's outside the window, looking for a treat, I've got chicken gravy dripping off my feet! I went to the kitchen, I opened up the door, There's a hungry little seagull dancing on the floor! He stole my chicken, he stole my chips, Then flew away with gravy on his lips! [Pre-Chorus] Ohhhh, the gravy's getting thicker! Ohhhh, the seagull's getting quicker! My trousers are a mess, What a terrible success! [Chorus – BIG YODEL] YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! Chicken gravy, chicken gravy, Won't you come and feed me?! I took a big fat s*** in the lavatory I swear seagull there feed me , licking finger chicken gravy to stick your what in? hahaha fingers YODEL-OOOO-DELL-AY! The seagulls stole my lunch today! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! There's gravy everywhere! [Verse 2] I'm licking my finger, there's sauce on my chin, The seagull's at the window trying to get in! I've got a plate of chicken and a bucket of fries, That bird's got mischief in his little black eyes! The conductor shouted, "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?" I said, "It's the gravy, and it's going quite well!" Peter's in the kitchen, Darth Vader's on the grill, And C-3PO is slipping on the spill! [Chorus – Faster] YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! Gravy on the ceiling, And gravy on my knee! YODEL-OOOO-DELL-AY! The seagulls want a takeaway! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! SAVE SOME CHICKEN FOR ME! [Bridge – Spoken Comedy] Peter: "WHO ATE ALL THE CHICKEN?!" Darth Vader: "I find your lack of gravy disturbing." Jarvis: "Sir, the seagull has stolen the entire buffet." C-3PO:"WE'RE DOOMED! WE'RE ABSOLUTELY DOOMED!" Ree-Peter: "SOMEBODY GUARD THE LAVATORY!" [Final Chorus – MASSIVE ALPINE YODEL] YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! Chicken in the basket, Gravy on the sea! YODEL-OOOO-DELL-AY! The seagulls fly away! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! THE BUFFET IS FREE! [Outro – Mountain Echo] Yooooo-deeeellll-ooooo! AYYYYY-HEEEEE! GRAVYYYYYYYY! [Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, the buffet is now closed. The seagull has been promoted to head chef. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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