
Dark Nova: Your Heroes Are Napping(Space Germany)
[Intro] ... You waited all this time For legends? I brought coffee. They brought another excuse. [Dark Nova]: It's almost impressive. [Verse I] Your sacred order smells like stale smoke, Old rugs and yesterday's advice. Master Denobi-Konobi-Wanobi— A stoned fool dragging those disgusting dreads Like every bad decision ever made. You mumble until language resigns. Even the walls stop listening. [Pre-Chorus] You call it balance. I call it buffering. You call it wisdom. I call it blah-blah. [Chorus] Your heroes are napping, While galaxy's burning outside. The stars keep collapsing, You barely keep an open eye. Your heroes are napping, Dreaming they're saving the day. History keeps moving... They're still deciding Whose turn it is to meditate. [Verse II] Then there's Banakin. Professional virgin. Staring into empty space Like the floor just confessed its love. Someone flirt with him already. He's been emotionally buffering For three geological eras. [Dark Nova]: It's almost adorable. Almost. [Verse III] Master Makaka... Chair creep. Why are you under furniture again? Planning an ambush Against table legs? You peek out every few minutes, Then disappear like embarrassment itself. [Dark Nova, bored:] Please choose a lifestyle. [Bridge] And somebody explain The cake. Why... Is... Yeti... Inside... A cake? Nobody answers. Nobody questions it. They just light candles, And pass another bowl. I've stopped expecting logic. [Verse IV] Then there's Shake-P. Honestly? The only cute Yedi here. A little chimp mascot Swinging from the ceiling, Throwing acorns, Ignoring authority, Cute little chimp. Congratulations. The monkey has become The most functional member Of your entire order. [Break] One bakes himself. One hides under chairs. One forgets what he's saying. One falls in love with the floor. One throws nuts. And somehow... You're all still employed. [Dark Nova, impressed:] Remarkable. [Final Chorus] Your heroes are napping, Wrapped in smoke and old beliefs. The galaxy keeps screaming, They answer with sleepy speeches. Your heroes are napping, Legends collecting dust. If this is destiny... I'll wait outside With the people Who actually got up. [Outro] Wake me When the chimp Starts running the council. It would be An improvement.


