[Style: Ska-Punk, Pop-Punk, Electronic Rock, Future Bass, subtle Dubstep fills, upbeat, playful, sarcastic, catchy, festival energy, radio-ready] [Tempo: 156 BPM] [Key: D Major] [Instrumentation] Offbeat ska guitars, punchy bass, live drums, bright synths, subtle wobble bass fills, glitch FX after AI responses, brass stabs in chorus, handclaps, gang vocals. [Vocals] Male lead: melodic, sarcastic, energetic. Female AI: calm, clean vocoder, polite, emotionless. [Intro] [Offbeat Guitar] [Light Glitch] [Filtered AI Voice] Welcome back, Creator. We've updated your experience. Today... everything is exactly where it isn't. (short glitch) It's by design. [Verse 1] [Upbeat Groove] Yesterday I knew this place, every button had a name. Logged in after one update... nothing looked the same. Trending vanished overnight, Video Visibility too. Homepage says "Discover more!" ...I can't even find what's new. Playlists took a holiday, credits playing hide and seek. Every update feels like April Fool's every week. [AI Voice] It's by design. [Pre-Chorus] [Build] I finally learned the workflow, I finally knew the way. Then somebody hit refresh... and threw the map away. [Chorus] [Big Chorus] [Gang Vocals] It's by design, that's what they always say! Every time I find my rhythm, they rearrange the stage. It's by design, working as intended. Move the menu, hide the buttons, ship another weekend! Hey! Where are Trendings? Hey! Where's Video Visibility? Hey! Who's designing all of this? (short glitch) It's by design. [Verse 2] [Driving Beat] Spent an hour on my video, lined up every single frame. Perfect logo, perfect timing, nothing left to blame. Upload... Refresh... Half the chorus left the screen. Best part never made the cut. All my friends are asking, "Dude... what happened to your shot?" Can I move the crop? [AI Voice] Working as intended. (short wobble bass) It's by design. [Verse 3] [Ska Guitar + Brass] My profile's looking different, guess we're doing this again. Bio's somewhere near Australia, scrolling never seems to end. Where'd my credits disappear? Why's my playlist somewhere new? Every update feels like someone borrowed all my shoes. I'm not learning features... I'm just learning where they moved. [AI Voice] It's by design. [Break] [Music Drops] [Bass Pulse] [Notification Sound] Patch Notes Improved navigation. Improved discoverability. Improved creator experience. (short silence) Community: "...where?" [AI Voice] Thank you for your feedback. (short glitch) It's by design. [Verse 4] Brand new model, brand new future, everybody starts to cheer. Different prompt, different genre... "Hold on... I've heard that voice this year." Rock song. Dance song. Movie score. Summer vibe. Community starts looking sideways... "Is it me?" [AI Voice] We cannot reproduce the issue. It's by design. [Bridge] [Half Time] [Synth Pad] [Call & Response] USER: Where are Trending? BOT: It's by design. USER: Where's Video Visibility? BOT: It's by design. USER: Why'd you move my playlists? BOT: It's by design. USER: Where are my credits? BOT: It's by design. USER: Why's my homepage different... again? BOT: We're excited to announce our new user experience. (short glitch) It's by design. [Build] [Snare Roll] [Gang Vocals Rising] One more update! One more redesign! One more place I've gotta find! [Final Chorus] [Double Chorus] [Brass] [Gang Vocals] [Future Bass Layers] It's by design, sing it louder every time! Move the playlists, hide the credits, change the finish line! It's by design, everything's "improved!" Till tomorrow's update says we've got more for you. Where are Trending? Where's the homepage? Where's Video Visibility? Leave one thing where it used to be... Please? (short pause) [AI Voice] No. (short glitch) It's by design. [Outro] [Only Guitar] [Soft Synth] [AI Voice] Thank you for creating. Thank you for adapting. We'll see you... after the next update. (short glitch) Enjoy finding everything again. It's by design.
