Dog Poop Everywhere

[Verse] On the sidewalk At the bus stop On the front lawn In the parking lot Right outside the kitchen door In a brand new pair of boots The smell It follows you [Chorus] There's dog sh*t everywhere It sticks to your shoes Smells like a skunk and sticks like glue Gonna leave a big stain on the carpet too So get the kids in the house 'Cause they're runnin' all around There's dog sh*t everywhere There's dog sh*t everywhere [Verse 2] In the park At the playground By the pool On the way down When the kids come in to eat On the bottom of their feet Now it's all over the sheets [Chorus] There's dog sh*t everywhere It sticks to your shoes Smells like a skunk and sticks like glue Gonna leave a big stain on the carpet too So get the kids in the house 'Cause they're runnin' all around There's dog sh*t everywhere There's dog sh*t everywhere [Bridge] It's a big ol' pile of puppy love Better get out the shovels and the scrubbin' brush [Chorus] There's dog sh*t everywhere It sticks to your shoes Smells like a skunk and sticks like glue Gonna leave a big stain on the carpet too So get the kids in the house 'Cause they're runnin' all around There's dog sh*t everywhere There's dog sh*t everywhere