(Verse 1) Look at the baby, walking down the hall Holding on tight to the living room wall Walking kind of funny, legs are far apart Doing a little shuffle, like a piece of art What is going on? Why the funny walk? The baby cannot answer, the baby cannot talk! (Chorus) It's the diaper dance! Wiggle, wiggle, waddle! Moving really slow like a little duck model! Side to side, left foot, right foot too! A big heavy package coming right at you! It's the diaper dance! Wiggle, wiggle, waddle! Shake that little tushy in the baby bottle! (Verse 2) Squatting on the carpet, making funny faces Running really weird in all the open spaces Diaper looking heavy, swinging left and right The baby is dancing with all of their might! Uh oh, I smell it! It's a stinky zone! The baby needs a change, they are in the danger zone! (Chorus) It's the diaper dance! Wiggle, wiggle, waddle! Moving really slow like a little duck model! Side to side, left foot, right foot too! A big heavy package coming right at you! It's the diaper dance! Wiggle, wiggle, waddle! Shake that little tushy in the baby bottle! (Outro) Mom! Dad! Emergency!
