[OPEN] Black Prius? [Driver] Yeah. [Me] For Andy? [Driver] ...yeah. [Male] That pause should've done more work. [BEAT] We leave. Two minutes in he says, [Driver] So, airport? [Male] I'm not going to the airport. I say— Yep. No idea why. [HOOK] Too late now. We're committed. Wrong car, right direction— actually, wrong direction as well. Too late now. We're committed. I've somehow made being kidnapped socially awkward. [VERSE] He asks which terminal. I say two. There is absolutely no reasoning behind two. He nods. I nod. Two grown men building a lie together for no benefit. My actual driver calls. I decline it. Things have moved on. [HOOK MUTATION] Too late now. We're committed. He's asking what time I fly. I say six. It's 11:40 at night. He looks at the clock. I look out the window. Professional. [MIDDLE] [Driver] Business or pleasure? [Male] At this point? Research. [BUILD] Airport signs appear. [Male] Right. Need an exit strategy. [DROP] [Driver] We're here. [Male] Cheers, mate. [Beat strips] [Male] I don't have luggage. [Driver] I noticed. [Long pause] [Male] How long have you known? [Driver] Since “Andy”. [Male] What's your passenger called? [Driver] Sandra. [Beat] [Male] You could've said. [Driver] So could you. [FINAL RELEASE] [Both laugh] [Male] Fair. [OUTRO] [Airport ambience] [Male] Right. How much is an Uber home?
