Immortality Elixir™ #MultiverseAds

When I saw this event, I kept thinking about how every adventure is missing one thing - a reliable, mass-produced way to stay alive. So I made a fantasy commercial for an immortality potion that promises to solve every adventure problem — forever. Naturally, it comes with some very binding terms. (Details may apply.) 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕿𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕶𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖗 – 𝕯𝕸 𝕲𝖎𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖔𝖇 🧙‍♂️ ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ EVENT: SoundGarden #MultiverseAds The goal: Create a virtual "fantastic" ad. 🎧 THE MISSION Create a virtual ad about a product that doesn't exist yet. It shall be either Fantasy or Science Fiction related. It can be spoken word It can also be a song about the product It can be a hybrid of both ___________________ Step right up, brave hero, don’t ask why This miracle’s cheap and the cleric won’t lie… Lost your arm to a troll? Fell in lava again? Died mid-monologue in front of all your friends? Fear not, my liege, we bottled “forever”— Well… mostly forever (binding terms apply, whatever) Immortal! —HEY! Immortal! (ish!) —HO! Live for-ever! (kind of!) Chug it quick— Don’t—Don’t— Read the— Label! Terms ap—ap—apply! Survive dragon fire, survive divine math Survive being fined by the Gods of Death You’ll walk out fine! (Define “fine,” my friend) Legally alive, spiritually pending Side effects? Legally speaking— [Brrrahh-brrrahh] Potion not responsible for: lichdom, witchdom, fishdom, hive-brain communion, time slip, beard drift, spontaneous cult formation, ghost tenants, bone lawyers, cursed déjà brew, immortality may void fate, prophecy, and YOU, non-transferable, non-refundable, soul-binding optional, authorized agents may misrepresent, label unread by design, do not stack potions, do not drink near moons, do not consume during eclipses, weddings, or war, reading the label legally counts as consent, may attract bards, gods, or something much worse— …still interested? Immortal! (ish!) Live for-ever! (probably!) Death can wait— But your tab cannot! Immortal! (ish!) Terms will—will—apply! Eternity is a subscription. Cancellation… is complicated. Available now at participating alchemists. No refunds past the end of time.