Five-Hole Fantasy

(Brief Instrumental Intro) (Verse 1) Got my stick taped up, I’m ready to roll, Sliding past your D, aiming for the goal. I’m a two-way player, play both ends fine, Knocking your boards, keeping up the grind. (Verse 2) Feed me the puck, I’ll bury it deep, Circling your zone, I’m making you weep. Boards are rattling, let’s make some noise, Two in the box, stick tap, lemme call up my boys. (Chorus) I’ll crash your crease and take control, Gonna get this five-hole, ding it off the pole. Pin you to the glass, let’s make it a fight, Run 'em up, fill 'em in, I'm scoring tonight. (Verse 3) Dropping the gloves, let’s settle the score, Pucks deep now boys, I’m coming for more. Forechecking hard, the net’s in my sights, Got a mean clapper, we're playing dirty tonight. (Verse 4) The Zamboni’s passed, but the ice stays wet, Sweat on the boards, we’re not done yet. Two-on-one rush, I’m calling the play, Net-front grind till we blow the game away. (Chorus) I’ll crash your crease and take control, Gonna get this five-hole, ding it off the pole. Pin you to the glass, let’s make it a fight, Run 'em up, fill 'em in, I'm scoring tonight. (Outro) The buzzer’s near, but the game’s not done, Overtime rules, we’re having our fun. Stick between the legs, I’m driving it home, Dirty dangles, baby, I’ll make you moan. The ice is slick, and the boards will quake, Pounding the slot till your walls fucking break. Pull the goalie, I’m going all in, Final horn blows, and I’m taking the win.